Good Dog Good Dog (poem) by Patrick A Granfors on AuthorsDen

Good Dog Good Dog
by Patrick A Granfors → (All Poetry by Patrick A Granfors)
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Weasel Redeems Herself Once again to the tune of "Cops" Photo: By Eileen Granfors

Good dog Good dog Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when Master praises you Good doggie fetching beer on request A tiny Saint Bernard’s heart in her chest She terrorizes Nilla but that’s OK So long as she fetches she can have her way Good dog Good dog Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when Master praises you Mommy seems to think that this is hardly fair Master doesn’t have to leave his easy chair First rate service from this little mutt I don’t even have to get up off my fat butt Good dog Good dog Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when Master praises you I’ll show her one last thing that will help her train I don’t think it’s too much for her little brain Learning how to pull the tab for good old Dad She’d make me a million in a Budwieser ad Good dog Good dog Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do Whatcha gonna do when Master praises you Copyright 2010 Patrick Granfors

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

Reviewed on July 7, 2010

Singing it all the way to the frig... Why don't I have a dog, again... Wait a minute, I don't drink beer... Do dogs pull corks on wine bottles?

Ron

Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater

Dog the Bounty Hunter would be Happy too! The Television Series Cops and Bounty Hunter bark at the Budweiser moon!

Love,
Sage

Reviewed by Louisa Dobbins

Love it!!!

Reviewed by Karen Lynn Vidra, The Texas Tornado

This is hilarious, Patrick; well done! And good dog to your puppy! LOL Soo cute; love the piccy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

So long as she fetches, she can have her way

A very good dog, indeed. My wife used to fetch beer for me and milkbones for the mutts, but I think she's forgotten how!

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

If that mutt can fetch Coors...I am sold! (LOL)

Georg

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)

Reviewed on July 6, 2010

Let's switch dogs then. I'm sold!

Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner

Adorable, Patrick -- indeed!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

They got you trained right where they want you. =]

Reviewed by Paul Berube

Cute one Patrick. Well done.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

So send a video or just a picture to wet their whistles at Bud...who knows how much you can make till ya try...Ed

Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER

A waterboy, a beer dog, what next you lazy hog? ha, I see Mommy's just jealous hm. Happy days! Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Eileen Granfors

How is she going to navigate once she pops the top without sampling a sip or two? Then she would be right back in her dog house.