Mariah calls me into the TV room as the Golden Globes are on and she said "The fossils are out tonight."
Besides...
It's getting too moody here in the Den tonight. I'm calling for some levity and then....intermission.
See Ya'll at the awards Sugahs!
by Susan de Vegter 2007
I went to visit WalMart
To get some things on sale
I had these good intentions
Since my groceries went stale
A scrumtilicious dessert
Something out of sight
By the time I'd made it to the checkpout
I'd lost my appetite
Walmart smells so funky
Like something not quite baked
Kind'a like old rubber
And a greasy funnel cake
No matter my intentions
And I'll give Walmart her due
But the smell is always nasty
Like week old Brunswick stew.
This is too... good, something to laugh about I,ve been in quite a few wal marts across the country and I don't think the "funky" smell is all we have to worry about. love Pierre
how funny! strange, too cause Walmart lately isn't neat and orderly like Target is...now that's a neat, organized outfit i enjoyed this vacation/ thanks for sharing
O.M.G. Love this... ! It really was awesome!
I watched the Globes too, Fossils huh... That's pretty
much true... Old Clint still was speaking intelligently tho'....
Walart I stay out now, the aisles are always in disaray Sue!
WArmest Blessings and HuGs,WArrior Sheeeooxx
Bunch a wet behind the ears newbees too. I dig the fossils,they are archaelogical for their stamina--irreplaceable. Like Sly--one more time for the money.
Your poem was a beautifly timed and ryhmed period piece. Left me nostalgic. Smells slightly better than a nursing home.
Ron
Reviewed by Butch Howard (Reader)
Reviewed on January 17, 2007
This reminds me of the advice the old man gave to young Basil, a charachter in one of F. Scott Fitzgerald's short stories who was about to go to his first carnival. The old man told the excited boy: "Just remember, don't get too close." He was talking about the crowd....
~Butch
We have no less than six Walley Worlds in the immediate area, each with it's own personality from Soddy-Daisy redneck to third world experience...all best left unto themselves. I don;lt need anything that bad...unless it's 2 am....LOL
Cute one but I don;t get close enough to have noticed an odor!
xo Taylor
I have never been in any store that feels so utterly oppressed as does this one. No one seems happy, and many of the women look like they drag aroung invisible ball and chains.
I have a theory about it. And it involves a powerful spiritual stronghold. Did you know that I saw the very first Wallmart built in Rogers Arkansas in 1978. My first wife worked for them. She hated it!
Light and Love Belle-o-Rama ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Wally World might not like this......but it's the truth. Bet ol' Sam Walton would be rollin' over in his grave with the spot on observations in this astute bit of humor! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by Simon Barreiros (Reader)
Reviewed on January 16, 2007
He he he...Love it Susan. Me ? I suffer from PFLSS ( post fluorescent light stress syndrome), so I avoid Wally world. Funny , girl , really funny.
love you,
simon b
Eewww, haven't had that experience yet...but had a similar one at a local grocery store! Hope I don't encounter that at WalMart...and then again, it might help one to save money.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Hi Susan, you are right this is lighthearted and brought a smile to my face, and if you check out my offering for the day it may bring a smile to yours.
Hugs,
Fee
Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on January 15, 2007
HAHAh oh I have been to the same one. Thank you!!!!
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I watched the Globes too, Fossils huh... That's pretty
much true... Old Clint still was speaking intelligently tho'....
Walart I stay out now, the aisles are always in disaray Sue!
WArmest Blessings and HuGs,WArrior Sheeeooxx
Your poem was a beautifly timed and ryhmed period piece. Left me nostalgic. Smells slightly better than a nursing home.
Ron
~Butch
Cute one but I don;t get close enough to have noticed an odor!
xo Taylor
I have never been in any store that feels so utterly oppressed as does this one. No one seems happy, and many of the women look like they drag aroung invisible ball and chains.
I have a theory about it. And it involves a powerful spiritual stronghold. Did you know that I saw the very first Wallmart built in Rogers Arkansas in 1978. My first wife worked for them. She hated it!
Light and Love Belle-o-Rama ...
Richard Lloyd Cederberg
Love Tinka :)
Wally World might not like this......but it's the truth. Bet ol' Sam Walton would be rollin' over in his grave with the spot on observations in this astute bit of humor! Well done!
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
love you,
simon b
Like something not quite baked
Kind'a like old rubber
And a greasy funnel cake
HO HO! Don't expect a call from them any time soon to do a commercial for them!
Rusty
Love,
CJ
ILMAO, Never had Brunswick Stew but the oder is dis-stink.
Blessings,
Joyce Bowling
Cute,Well done,
Michael
Hugs,
Fee