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Carp Diem
by Susan K. de Vegter → (All Poetry by Susan K. de Vegter)
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You all know this reviewer here. They enter AD under a ficticious name and then give reviews that are belligerant and bold. They are sad individuals who are he/she's and suffer huge indenity crisis and come to AD to spew their jealousy upon others under the guise of a reviewer.Sadly they are a lonely individual.

Here's how I turn humor back upon them after learning who they are. I feel sorry for people who are not creative themselves. Lying, to put it bluntly, tells all anyway.

Humor me Poets and Authors. I'm venting in a creative way.


Poem Artwork

I won't settle for anything
Least an unconditional victory
Last word in an argument will do just fine
Keep licking your wounds religiously
Don't start a lie by falsifying
Exactly who you are
You see you're a figment
Who left your brain ajar
You say you have a PHD
Perhaps from a Cracker Jack box
You also profess to be female
Idenity crisis fax paux
You're just a gnat for a little while
A pest we all tolerate
As soon as the truth is obvious
You'll lick your fated mistake
Again and again you return here
A new nom de plum, a shame
We all know you're a living lie
Take time to get a new name.  

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 Reviews of "Carp Diem"
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Good vent for you. Hope you feel better and can let it go. Lady J

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Well said Susan........thanks for standing up for all of us!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
we've both been on AD for a long time and are well aware of the shenanigans of some individuals ... some pop in for a short time, others are writers who've been on AD for a while and get turned on by playing games ... these identity-shifters try to change their style to attempting to go undetected ... some are men pretending to be women ... some are stalkers ... some get turned on believing they're fooling others ... and of course, those who attack under a pseudonym ... i've come to the conclusion they're immature individuals in need of meds ... like you and others have said, simply delete their comments and they'll go away ...

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Let's all say Merry Christmas to " Dr. Penelope Amundsen" from Scandanavia and who is a lit PHD...or so she says...he says! She/he is a non paying reviewer here that comes and goes. From here out she's being deleted from my reviewers along with theguy from Bristol England. G Yale and that Procor dude.

Merry Christmas ya'll.

Love,
Susan

Reviewed by Nicky Goodman
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Ah....*ding* - Susan, i am a bit slow with most things - i seeeeee...i will have to adjust my statistical analysis...good job i fill in my charts in pencil - so, letīs all cheer - this is a good day - there are more warm, generous, and lovely people in the world per hundred than previously estimated - how excellent!! Thanks for the poem :o) Nicky xx

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
I wonder if it is who I think it is . . . Personally I don't really give a . . .

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
WEll said Susan, it is sad that people have so much time that they can do this to the ones who only write because they love and enjoy it.

Fee

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
Take pleasure in knowing that a gnat has a very short life span. He will soon be gone and be missed by none.

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
LOL. I've had to delete his caustic remarks, he just ain't worth the effort until he gets his noggin sorted...Kinda feel sorry for the person...

Reviewed on December 23, 2007
I wouldn't even give them the satisfaction of deleting their comments--let others judge for themselves. Let others see their miserable selves exposed in all their shameful glory, for all to see. Write/right on, and your title says it all: Carp Diem! Seize the carp! LOL Well done, Susan.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 23, 2007
The best way to deal with a gnat is to swat it...e

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on December 22, 2007
Oh Susan This person has been harassing me and a few others, I reported them, hopefully this person will be gone..thank you for writing this, I have not been in the mood to deal with such abusive reviews as this person has been dishing out. I thought I was losing my mind, and now I know I was not...
Much peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on December 22, 2007
Some people have too much time on their hands and nothing else better to do. I won't even give them the time of the day if I were you. Just press the delete button and igore them. They don't even deserve the mentioning.

Sandie May :o)


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