Fractured Fables #2 - Three Pigs (poem) by Richard Lee King on AuthorsDen

Fractured Fables #2 - Three Pigs
by Richard Lee King → (All Poetry by Richard Lee King)
Rated "PG13" by the Author.

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This is the 2nd in a short series of Fractured Fables I've recently written. Although they will never be considered CLASSICS,I've decided to post anyway.

*FRACTURED FABLES #2 - THREE PIGS* The first young pig went to Harvard, the second one went to Northwest. The third one became a hooker cause she failed to pass all the tests. The Harvard pig was elected to congress, the Northwest pig flunked out The hooker pig married a Senator though he was gay, she had no doubt. She helped him conceal his secret for which he felt very indebted. So, he pimped her to fellow Senators, unbelievable, the wealth that she netted. When they had the 20^th class reunion the three old pigs all attended, but now all of the nasty remarks somehow needed to be amended. The Harvard pig was now a lawyer, the Northwest pig worked in finance. The hooker was long since retired and she had no time for their dance. Seems she owned a holding company and a majority of their company stocks. They both now work for her and she no longer listened to their mocks. Now this older pig is very happy and she has only herself to thank. She now cries me, me, me every day on her trip to the bank. Copyright © 2012 Richard Lee King. All Rights Reserved.

Reviewed by Janna Hill

Reviewed on January 18, 2012

Hmm. make me wonder if the original Tree Pigs was really original?
:) Janna

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan

Clever!!!

Reviewed by Chip Bergeron

Reviewed on January 17, 2012

Oooooooohhhhh!!!

Chip Bergeron

Reviewed by Ronald Hull

I sense a bit of irony here. It appears you have hatched a little classic, too. Bravo!

Ron

Reviewed by Donna Chandler

I like this one. We need be aware of what we're saying because those same words usually aren't very tasty when they're baked in the humble pie we're forced to eat later. :)

Donna

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila

Hahahahahahaha!!!! This is priceless, Richard!!! Poetic justice indeed......

Anna

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on January 16, 2012

You need a medical disclaimer. I'm off to the pharmacy to get a hot pack for sore guffaw ribs. Patrick

Reviewed by Ed Matlack

Thanks for a good laugh on a bad day in the medical homefront department...e

Reviewed by Joy Hale

So VERY funny! You crack me up with your talented "fractured fables"!
Write on, my funny friend and provide us with many more laughs and guffaws! One of your very best!!!!!!!! Loved it!

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton

Had a chapter in the book I am writing today that the "virtues" of prostitution was lightly explored.