It would be a relief,
if you people would eat
more chicken and beef.
Or maybe go fishing
on a shark infested reaf.
Then you'd know how I feel,
when you come too kill.
It's no dam thrill,
so why don't you just chill.

Speaking of chilling,
neither is the freezer thrilling.
How would you like to be all frozen,
down in a freezer posing.
Give turkey a break,
grab that steak!

I appreciate the attention,
but it's really no honorable mention.
Give up on turkey dinner,
beef will make you thinner.
Besides,
I'm a real ugly bird too eat,
beef and pork is better
looking meat.

Gobble gobble,

Eat me you'll hobble,
your head will bobble,
your body will wobble.
It's just not worth the pain,
with the others you have
more too gain.

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