You do holiday kung fu,
better defense for you.
Fist blow ok,
but front kick maka day.
Don't bother with jap slap,
won't proper deliver nap.

You wanna put sucka too sleep,
pray to Lord he won't forever keep.
Just maka him regret,
you the one he upset.
No fool around,
lay sucka completely out on ground.

Nuts best target,
next eye socket.
Stick finger straight in,
sooner you win.
This for those you no wana shoot,
others who give a hoot.

Trigger best defense,
when crazy fool go on offense.
Maka aim straight,
hell be sucka next date.
Holiday kung fu,
only if you have to.

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