Dear Santa Claus
LaBelle call me naughty
I wonder how she knew
I actually thought I was
hiding my other side very well
I didn't know anyone could tell
Santa my head doesn't swell
but I can be naughty as Bell

I know you're checking
your list and reading it twice
trying to find out  who's
naugthty and nice
Bernice Angoh also tried
to put me on your naughty list
I tell you what Santa
if you got Bernice and
Labelle on your naughty list
Then naughty doesn't exist

I hope Chantilly Lace isn't
on your naughty list either
nor any other of my sweet
angle little friends
Calling names ends

I'm nice as can be Santa
I should be on your
nice list
if one even exist
In fact I think you're
on the top of your
own naughty list
because so much
naughty exist
I'm listed second behind you
Tell them all Santa
we've got to
do the do
don't even have to
think it through
Nice and naughty true
On Christmas day
you and I will both
be through
Leaving nice Christmas gifts
on all three shifts

opg