There are so many things one can ask for in life.
Right now all I want is love and peace
And maybe a little fun.
No more sniping,
No more insidious remarks.
Well, maybe a few.

You are brilliant
Is that what you want to hear?
You need a little ego stroke?
Fine here is my ego stroking yours.
You are divine,
Your writing is sublime.
It both excites me
And reviles me.

So go on your Royal Highness,
Use your superior intellect
To delight and entertain.
Bare your naked soul
On a cold slab of conceit,
Where I can see the truth.
Behind all those vanities resides a child
Who is drowning in insecurities
And inadequacies.

So please, I beg you
Set your sun once and for all,
As it's time to recreate
Not complicate.
No point in trying to make sense
Of nonsense.
So run along.
Go on.
I have had enough intrigue to last a lifetime.
In the end all I ask is
Are we having fun yet?