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The Dating Game
by Sara Coslett → (All Poetry by Sara Coslett)
  
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Dating is a pain
It is an, am I good enough for you game?
Or, are we on the same plane?
Can we take our nasty habits and put them on restrain
Hoping lust and love will become inflamed
And that our bodies don’t complain
Before we hit the final refrain
That drives us insane
So that life won’t be so inane.
Ughhhh!!! Dating is such a pain.


 


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And now for something completely different. This is one of those email jokes that get passed around the internet. Feel to copy and email the section below to your friends. ~ Sara


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This has to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It appeared in The Atlanta Journal.


 


SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.


 


Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.


 


Men are so easy.


 


* Side note, if you plan on getting a pet for the holidays please consider adopting one from your local animal shelter. And by all means please remember to spay or neuter your pet so as to keep the pet population totals down.


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Reviewed by Leland Waldrip
Reviewed on December 16, 2003
Great poem, Sara. Whoever ran the ad is a very creative person. I wonder of the 15 thousand, how many remained interested in this female once the truth came out.
Best regards,
Leland

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on December 16, 2003
some men are real hard ;)

Reviewed by Oirdheirc Mor (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Hi Sara,
I have been travelling in an area where computers are bit of a novelty, and my lap top has keeled over and died, I should say drowned, it got rather wet.
I was rather surprised about the advert, being Atlanta I would have thought it would have got a high percentage of female replies.
Aren’t you glad I am back? Just to give a balanced perspective.
Big Smile.
Catch you later.
Mor

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Hee, hee, the ad..
Like the poem too...
Have Some Great Holidays!

Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Hahaha! This cracks me up! This was so funny!...LOL!

Sandie Angel a.k.a. May Lu :o)

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
I can't date until after death.

Reviewed by Handsum Hart
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
it's one game I am willing to play, though it may be painful, it can be super fun also.

cute Ad, Sara

peace

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Hey, I'm not that easy, ladies. I was willing to take Daisy home and feed her. Great message at the end, Sara. Kudos!

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
Sara, I had read the singles ad before and like you I thought it was priceless! Considering the fact that we now know what all men are looking for! You are right..they are easy!(well, most of them) Great message, in this art of yours. Lisa

Reviewed by A PAX
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
love it!!!
both your offerings!
:)

Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on December 14, 2003
LOL Sara.....First of all loved your poem it is a pain.....but a good one....lol.....And that ad was great.....

I agree with you on spaying and neutering....My cat had three kittens...I decided to keep them.....and have them all sterilized at six months....rather than give them away and add to the cat problem. What feral cats do to the Australian marsupials is terrible, half of them were dumped so its not their fault.....The mother cat has been spayed now. Sooooo many unwanted animals in this world. Sad really.....Enjoyed this....ty, Dani

Reviewed by J. Allen Wilson
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Yes, indeed, this was a good one, the add really added the spontaneity to it..fantastic.
Allen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
Hahahahah you a riot Sara!!

I will have to try that Ad compony.....lol!!

I know I am a "bitch"...but what kinda dog will I become......lol!!

Spaded "spaniel" with droopy eyes from all the crying??

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Jeff Mason
Reviewed on December 13, 2003
OK, now! Stop telling all our secrets! :) Nicely done. And... I *love* the ad!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on December 13, 2003

hahaha! Thanks for sharing the Ad! Good one! So was the poem and I agree it is a pain, but i guess I like pain;-)!


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