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The Turkey's Revolt
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I have a little ditty
it's sure to give  you a jolt
I've heard on good authority
turkey's intend to revolt....


They're tired of being dinner
ending up on the proverbial block
be assured they've set their clocks
to keep ticking instead of tock!


Axes are being sharpened
to be wielded with great force
so beware all non vegetarians
as to who ends up the main course


Yes Turkey's have gone on the rampage
they are gonna give it their all
so be advised and not surprized
if you're the one who ends up not so tall !!


 


Signed
A Vegetarian LOL..


 


Have a Happy thanksgiving, Try Mock Turkey Instead haha.


 


 


 


 


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Reviewed by Art Hernandez
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
Happy Thanksgiving....

Peace and love...

Art Sun...

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
I feel sorry for turkeys. Thank you for sharing the humor, Ch'erie. Love and best wishes to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on November 22, 2007
LOLOL!!!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Love & Light always and in all ways,
Joseph*

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on November 21, 2007
This was a cute one for sure we may not get the turkey but we'll share lots of smiles through your words, thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Awwww, the poor little critters, always getting picked on. If they stayed skinny they would not get eaten. Cute piece...

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by D Johnson
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
They said on the news the other night that Israel was the number one Turkey consumer in the world. The good old USA came in third. I suppose they thought we had more Turkeys in the White House then downn on the farm.

Cheers,
Dan

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
You are such a treat....say no more about the cricket with that axe in your hand...lol!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Laffin' my * off! LOL Too funny, Chezzi!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
I guess to some,
Eatin' turkey is revolting,
Better to do so when though its fresh,
Than eating it later on when its molting...E & R

Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Laughing too hard to review--yer a riot--GAD this is a ripper--Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours--

(((HUGS))) and love, Kalra. LOL

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
The wild turkeys up in the northwood have really been acting very strange lately, and I think you're right. And I think me and the mutts will wait until after Thanksgiving to go for a stroll.

Reviewed by Paul Berube
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Excellent humor; very, very well written.

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
good humor. I love to see things from the reverse side and you have done this.

Larry

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on November 19, 2007
Well they better be wearing bullet proof vests for I like my turkey dinner and will fight for it till the end...unless theres a steak handy lol


Fee

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
with half of our family vegetarians we will be having tofu loaf with all the trimmings!!

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on November 18, 2007
A turkey revolt, indeed. I know a few of them. lol

My husband's preference is ham, and I've not heard that they're revolting only that their home is truly a pig sty.

God bless you, and Happy Thanksgiving. Kathy


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