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If It Smells Like Bull...It's Bull
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Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting the bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian........... Dennis Wholey






IF IT SMELLS LIKE BULL...IT'S BULL

Some are clear as crystal, some as dark as ash
Others smooth and oiled...or vanish in a flash
Some are tangled forests, a garden choked by weeds
Or grow as perfumed flowers, that prick and make you bleed

Some can make you shutter, wince and close your eyes
Right there in the mirror....that takes us by surprise
They can be disturbing, or guide us towards release
Spin us round in circles.....of whimsy and caprice


Some are sweet as honey, make you lick your lips
Others make you stumble, bind you in their grip
Some are so persistent.....others casual
Sometimes crudely honest.......sometimes smell like bull

Memories!


 

hormonal poetry


 



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 Reviews of "If It Smells Like Bull...It's Bull"
Reviewed by Glen Lovelace
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
Deja Moo!
<I-Mage GDL>

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on May 6, 2004
bully for you, lady, another fine poem!

Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Hormonal poetry, now that is funny.

Reviewed by Fletcher Bailey (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Great verse definitions. I agree if it looks like bull break out the butt paper.

Fletcher B

Reviewed by Floria Kelderhouse (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Hey Anita...wish I wrote this..LOL...really
enjoyed this...true true true...floria

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
It seems at times most love the bull. Good one.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
you have explored the diversity of memories with some very powerful and descriptive imagery ...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Many are full of this stuff called bull, including the s*ht.
Many enjoyed.........

Reviewed by Robert Montesino
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
I love what you can do with words Anita & that's no bull!

Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Totally enjoyed this one. lot of hidden meaning here as I took a few minutes to read it a few more times..
and I totally agree about the smell and it being totally bull
very enjoyable
Tommy

Reviewed on May 5, 2004
So very true! I loved this, excellent!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
So very true Anita!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Kate Burnside
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
Love the tag: "Hormonal poetry!" Sometimes our hormones are as good as our pheromones, it seems to me, and are like a lucid shaft of light that reveals all!! No Bull!! Trust your natural drives and instincts - I like it!! Nature has her own early-warning systems. Haven't posted "Joy" yet - you may have noticed!! But it's waiting in the wings until the coast is a bit clearer - if you get my drift! My hormones tell me that now would not be a good time for me to post a "Dance Of The Seven Veils" piece!! Red rag to a bull, and all that!! Love your writing as always, Heata Anita! Spicy! LOL Kate xx

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on May 5, 2004
A poem to remember! And that quote is outstanding - it's now my new motto; I'm taping it up on the wall. Thanks!

Reviewed on May 5, 2004
i like this, labelle; and that is no bull! LOL you have such a way with words! happy mother's day early to you; hope it is happy!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in tx., karen lynn. :D

Reviewed on May 5, 2004
(((lady a)))

you are so right--LOL

love your sense of humor and perfect meter/rhyme

(((HUGS))) and love and continued prayers, karla. :)

happy mother's day :)


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