The wonder of me!
I pick my nose, I scratch my butt
I suck my toes, and then I strut
I belch along with favorite songs
And sculpt my ear wax when it is warm
I hold my own when passing gas
Folk can't believe it's from a lass
I braid the hair under my arms
Cuz I be loaded with such charm!!!
I take a bath 3 times a month
Excess is something that I shun
Eat straight from pots and pans each meal
Won't scrub a dish...HEY no big deal!!!
I got this tooth in front I brush
But skip it when I'm in a rush
Ah clips mah toenails short n sharp
So I can gut a trout or carp
The men they chase me......heaven knows
Why they insist on courting me with a hose!
If they don't want me as I am
To HELL then... with a picky man!
But hon I loves ya, with my whole heart
And want your loving and ALL yer Parts!
And I will even wash for you
And be your VALENTINE so true !!!!!
Muuuhaahaaa
Yeeehawwww
Happy Valentine's Day
Pax N Play
Lady A
Delightfully humorous poetic write - clever, very clever!!
Best wishes,
Robert
Man you gotta perty tooth ;)
Jack
Take care,
Sherry
and get away with it;-)!lol hahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
etw
I can't stop laughing--JAYS what a clever write! All in the name of love--a fantastic write--
(((HUGS))), love and continued prayers, Karla. :)
PS What type of ear wax sculptures do you make?!!
Love Tinks
happy valentine's day to you; all i got was a durn cold and sore throat...GRRR!!
(((HUGS))) and much love, your (sick) texas friend, karen lynn. :)