Computer Monsters 

Remember when you where little,

And your mammy dried your eyes,

Saying “There’s no such thing as monsters”

Well! Your Mammy told you lies! 

 

They live in your computer,

And if given half a chance.

They’ll muddle up your hard drive

As they open up your pants. 

 

There are lots of different monsters

And although they’re all quite bad.

Some are worse than others,

And can nearly drive you mad. 

 

The mega monster is Porno Add.

Who tempts you in to buy

But you can’t escape his web of sin

No matter how you try. 

 

Then there’s E-Mail monster

Who finds your ISP

And sends you loads of junk mail

And credit cards for FREE! 

 

The virus monster’s toxic,

It craves your bits and bites

It multiplies through e-mail

As well as unsafe sites. 

 

Mama pop up monster ,

Plays havoc with your screen.

And all her little pop up pups,

Come bouncing in between. 

Chat monster is a nuisance.

With her IMs, requests and such.

And cam show invitations,

To tits you’ll never touch. 

 

So when you check for monsters

Don’t look beneath your bed.

Because all the really scary ones

Are on the Internet instead. 

 

G.Ward & Anita

June 16, 2005

Very often I will toss out an invitation to fellow poets to write with me, no rush, no pressure....well this industrious, creative man, came up with this concept

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Bam

Thanks Gerry it was fun~You get most of the credit!!!