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Alice Knows Jack ( Rabbit ) (rev )
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Not all those who wander are lost. ~J.R.R. Tolkien

Alice Knows Jack (RABBIT)Shit (HORMONE POETRY) Hands empty, heart is full, mind reels to excess Music loud, there is no sound, no lyrics to express Rain falls down, to drench the earth, and I stand dry as sand Looks like my tea cup's empty... next stop is Wonderland!!!!!!!! Stumbled through this rabbit hole, with nary a bruise I go down, and chairs float up, no wonder I'm confused!!! A path I've never tread before, so worn by prior steps... The faceless cat with just that smile.. SO Normal I accept???? Aye Aye Aye One side makes you BIGGER, the other makes you small.... I'll catch that carrot muncher, that fluffy white fur ball!! He's obsessed with time, it seems and worried about the Queen This whole mess is confusion, and reeks like a latrine! Don't know why I came here, or what I'm going to do!!! Cards are painting roses! Now that is something NEW!!! Flamingo crochet mallets, now how correct is that? "Hello, Humane Society?" I think we need to chat!!!! I know that I am innocent, but now QUEENIE wants my Head!!!! Tuff shit! I am attached to it, like crust on top of bread!! The cookie jar is empty, and crumbs are on my face!! I know I didn't eat them, but now I'm in disgrace!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Can I be judged by just my thoughts? That I did not invite? If you read faces, plain as day, you'd see I am contrite!!! There is no switch, to power down, and I'm not into booze..... Free will is an option and I say PHUCK taboos! MuuuuHaaaaaHaaaaaaa Anita 4/19/01

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Reviewed by Jay G

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

What can I say? Another amazing one from the amazing one.

Reviewed by Tony Nerone (Reader)

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

Dear Anita, As the song goes"Smile" You make me do that often. Wonderful zany write!

Always
Tony:)

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

wonderful!!

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

Anita, this is much better than good. You have a flow inside your mind that needed no slowing down but ran like a locomotive from your brain to your pen. What a creative work. How masterful you wrote it and the thoughts must have came rapid fire inside your mind. Your rocked my poetic world with this one. LOVE IT!!!!! Wow. Bill

Reviewed by E T Waldron

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

I'm thankful for the laughs and for such a witty enjoyable read. Excellent Anita!;-)

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

Sounds like its time to get that tattoo.

This is wonderful New Age rhymes for the Prozac Babe of Modern Day.

Love and peace,
Susan

Reviewed by Dale Clark

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

LOL This is rich!

Reviewed by the phantom pheonix (Reader)

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

oh dear LOL youve lost itLOL to wonderland we wentLOL and stillyou went crazyLOL i loved that part aboutthe flamingos it was ectremly hilarious great job on this peom

Reviewed by Erica Ivory

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

Stunningly funny.. creative.. excellent.. Loved IT LOVED IT.. Did I mention i loved it?

Reviewed by Lady Peg (Reader)

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

OH ANITA
LADY A~
"Tuff shit! I am attached to it, like crust on top of bread!!
The cookie jar is empty, and crums are on my face
I know I didn't eat them, but now I'm in disgrace!!! "
GIGGLING THIS IS EXCELLENT
PEG

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on February 25, 2003

I know that I am innocent, but now QUEENIE wants my Head!!!!
Tuff shit! I am attached to it, like crust on top of bread!!
The cookie jar is empty, and crums are on my face
I know I didn't eat them, but now I'm in disgrace!!!
Thats how I felt when all our poems were gone the other day......
But your write is a bommer
Love
Tinka

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