Oh man..... I feel depressed, and blue
Down in the dumps and frumpy too
I inhaled some(a few, well sorta) Halloween candies
That quick fix sugar high made me feel dandy
This morning I took a walk with a friend
She told me her woes from beginning to end
I tried to support her.....but started to laugh
(I'm Stressed)
But she wanted agreement, on her behalf!
(It's a human desire)
She laughed along with my lack of respect
But it calmed her perceptions......to some effect
(Good Medicine Even If Its From A Crazy Lady)
Because she's a Buddist, and has learned how to cope
She hugged me and kissed me....tho I acted the DOPE!
(I'm sorry)
Went to the mall to buy some fabric
(My daughter's Halloween costume)
Just in and out, we'd make it real quick
I got off light....... spent ONLY three bucks
(A buck a yard, cannot beat that!)
But then my blue mood changed my luck
I passed by a case of metals and stones
Under diplay lights, their colors shone
Try me, then BUY me, a ring screamed at me
So I asked the sales clerk to.....JUST LET ME SEE???
Oh the ring fit, it felt good on my hand!
Blue topaz, with diamonds...it just looked so grand!!!
My gas tank was empty, I was running on fumes
I needed a ring, like a skunk needs perfume
(Just Call me FLOWER, Thumper)
Does a skunk need perfume? Amen to that thought!!!
I put it on lay-a-way.....it soon will be bought
Color me blue, from my mood to my finger
While I eat more candy, so this mood won't linger
i was the blue meanie this past weekend and yesterday; depression isn't fun, now, is it? can definitely relate to this write; thanks for the laughs! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :D (it DIDN'T help that the computers were sick with a virus the past three weeks; that is why i haven't been at the den until today! it drove me BATZ! talk about DEPRESSION!!!)
The Wholly Book of Doo-Doo-Rot-on-Me is adult satirical humor featuring adult language and adult content, and the work is a parody of the Old Testament Book of Deuteronomy.
Deputy Dave Jenkins sets out to find the murderer of the local high school principal, aided by a voice from the grave that is sometimes helpful and sometimes misleading.
"Murder isn't usually this funny."
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Adam
this is very good.
You can't be all meanie?
Fun write!
Glad you pampered yourself. Thanks for the sharing.
Hugs,
Victoria
you are NOT the blue meanie...you deserve to pamper yourself (but make sure you have gas in the car, first)
adorable write--and i love you just the way you are
(((HUGS))) and love,
karla. :)