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I AM THE BLUE MEANIE
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I AM THE BLUE MEANIE


Oh man..... I feel depressed, and blue
Down in the dumps and frumpy too
I inhaled some(a few, well sorta) Halloween candies
That quick fix sugar high made me feel dandy

This morning I took a walk with a friend
She told me her woes from beginning to end
I tried to support her.....but started to laugh
(I'm Stressed)
But she wanted agreement, on her behalf!
(It's a human desire)

She laughed along with my lack of respect
But it calmed her perceptions......to some effect
(Good Medicine Even If Its From A Crazy Lady)
Because she's a Buddist, and has learned how to cope
She hugged me and kissed me....tho I acted the DOPE!
(I'm sorry)

Went to the mall to buy some fabric
(My daughter's Halloween costume)
Just in and out, we'd make it real quick
I got off light....... spent ONLY three bucks
(A buck a yard, cannot beat that!)
But then my blue mood changed my luck

I passed by a case of metals and stones
Under diplay lights, their colors shone
Try me, then BUY me, a ring screamed at me
So I asked the sales clerk to.....JUST LET ME SEE???

Oh the ring fit, it felt good on my hand!
Blue topaz, with diamonds...it just looked so grand!!!
My gas tank was empty, I was running on fumes
I needed a ring, like a skunk needs perfume
(Just Call me FLOWER, Thumper)

Does a skunk need perfume? Amen to that thought!!!
I put it on lay-a-way.....it soon will be bought
Color me blue, from my mood to my finger
While I eat more candy, so this mood won't linger

The Blue Meanie
10/28/03





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 Reviews of "I AM THE BLUE MEANIE"
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on October 29, 2003
okay you did it I am laughing okay!!

Love tinka

Reviewed by Adam Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on October 29, 2003
LMELMFAO! I sometimes have trouble telling a story and keeping the rhyme and meter intact. You have done this brilliantly once again.

Adam

Reviewed by Taylor Trenton (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
I see we both had the same kinda day lol
this is very good.

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
a sweet reminder of a blue meanie's appetite... and a delight to read...

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
Hee, hee, putting it in lay-away was a great idea
You can't be all meanie?
Fun write!

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
Anita, this is a delight! love the way you rationalize your need of ring;-)hahaha...super write!

Reviewed by Al Swanson (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
Hi Lady, a real nice and light piece, and I think it ma contain a hidden philosophy, like if you pick someone up, get a ring, hehe al

Reviewed by Bhuwan Thapaliya
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
Very entertaining write....enjoyed much!!!!

Reviewed on October 28, 2003
i was the blue meanie this past weekend and yesterday; depression isn't fun, now, is it? can definitely relate to this write; thanks for the laughs! LOL (((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in texas, karen lynn. :D (it DIDN'T help that the computers were sick with a virus the past three weeks; that is why i haven't been at the den until today! it drove me BATZ! talk about DEPRESSION!!!)

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
That is one cool blue picture, Lady A, and a most entertaining write.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
Laughter is the best medicine of all ailments :-) ...except maybe the ones with stitches where it hurts to laugh......

Glad you pampered yourself. Thanks for the sharing.

Reviewed by Victoria Murray
Reviewed on October 28, 2003
I loved this! Very entertaining and well-done!!! Thanks for posting this.

Hugs,

Victoria

Reviewed on October 28, 2003
(((lady a)))

you are NOT the blue meanie...you deserve to pamper yourself (but make sure you have gas in the car, first)

adorable write--and i love you just the way you are

(((HUGS))) and love,

karla. :)


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