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Promotion
by Alexander Goldstein → (All Poetry by Alexander Goldstein)
Monday, August 1, 2016    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Before sending me down to earth

God asked me, "Would you like to become

A high mountain, the roof of the world?"

"No, thanks" I refused on the hoof, "For me,

To be a high mountain is too chilly, I hate

To spend all time in the arms of snow and ice."

"What about a lofty tree?" He was insistent.

"No," I was strongly opposed to such an alternative,

As a tree is the subject of rotting and worming.

"Well," He said, "Becoming a huge field stone,

You can be the object of worship for long. . ."

"But even a boulder can be cracked," I talked back.

"Now, what would you say if I give you a chance

To be just a clean spring?" --"Very well," I agreed,

"A tiny stream but is filled up with salmon and trout--

I'll never be starving and thirsty again, my Master."

Upon hearing this, God became so much pleased

That promoted me to the post of the World Ocean

With all its killer whales, stingrays, toothed sharks,

Walruses with tusks, swordfish, sea serpents and

Giant squids; so, I am fed up with my new position.

 


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 Reviews of "Promotion"
Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 1, 2016
You got what you asked for.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on August 1, 2016
Ha, ha, what a great poem. Love the concept, the dialogue, the meaning. John

Reviewed by Ronald Hull
Reviewed on August 1, 2016
Love the duel meaning in the last line. Also, the ocean is, "water, water everywhere, but nary a drop to drink." Although as I was reading, I kept thinking, "this is one selfish son of a bitch. ;-)

Ron

Reviewed by Charles Neff
Reviewed on August 1, 2016
That old one, of course, Alex: Be careful what you wish for. And what would happen if one eschewd all wishes? Is there any location left?
Charlie

Reviewed on August 1, 2016
God never gave me a choice of what I wanted to be!!! I would want to be a house cat over and over!!!

Love ya!

Jane


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