Once upon a time, I gave her a Gift.
We call him ‘Bob.’
Battey-Operated Boy-Friend -
Now - he’s her Real ‘Heart-Throb!’
Whenever she is Activated -
By pressing her ‘Upper Twin Buttons’ -
Or, sometimes, by simply ‘Swapping Spit’ -
One might say she becomes quite Gluttonous!
Approaching Sixty-Eight now, quite Rapidly -
She is never ‘Frigid’ nor a Boor -
She smacks her Lips n’ moves her Hips -
N’ hollers - ‘more - More - MORE!’
Braggin’ on her Five ‘Gran-Kids’ -
She’s a proudful ‘Granny-Nanny’ -
But - when she’s ‘In The Mood’ -
Watch her ‘Dancin’ Fanny!’
Now, ‘Frankie n’ Johnny’ -
Might have been Lovers - or so I am Told -
But - ‘Johnny n’ Suzie The Floozie’ -
Are still Active n’ Bold - tho’ Old!
Secrets Lurking in Pinecrest is a romantic mystery with a series of puzzling events.
Mike Armstrong, a ruggedly handsome Forest Service Law Enforcement Officer, returns home to Pinecrest to work at the Ranger Station.
Mary Howard is the dil
Book 3 continues the Commander and the Chief's adventures in political intrigue, superstition, old feuds, and the search of Nikola Tesla's missing papers in this Close Encounter of the Weird Kind.
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