How could I resist? The Lone Lady Pirate enters the mix. I don't take sides but am in this to win... Arrrrrr
Be ye ready to surrender Ye'll meet yer rope's end soon Brethren of the Brothers Ed very soon ye'll all be dead Sail ho me mateys We'll head fer that distant shore Fair winds and safe journey Tarry not and we will find what we came a'lookin for. Tis treasure that we seek and I have me pirate's map. I'm not a takin' sides Just looking for me gap. I'm protected by the Kraken that I stole from the Viking Ed I plied him with some honey wine and lured him to me bed. And while he was a'sleepin' I sang the Siren's song and hypnotised that giant squid so that he could tag along. Now no'one dares to cross me with the Kraken as me pet Many have tried but none succeeded so I'm undefeated yet. I don't care about the island or what will come of it I only care about the treasure there Ahoy! Let's sail while it's still lit. I'm known as the Pirate Shanti named after a pirate's song I may be but a wench but I'm fearless and I'm strong. I'm the daughter of a Cap'n known as Ed the Great I had to avenge his blood and so was cast me fate. A pirate I became and a pirate I'll remain In search of booty Tis but my duty To be the winner of the game
Chanti
Oh and by the way, I'm the only one here actually qualified to wear the eye patch. ;)
There's a rumour going around that the Island has been devoured by great white sharks but I know better. It's purely a plot to divert the booty hunters.
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Love this game you all started playin' Ahoy!
The Victor is the STrongest of YOU All, ladies included! Some may fall~
Much love and Warmer hugs, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive! Happy and STrong!
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on September 17, 2007
Too cute Chanti, glad to see you got involved, blessings, holly
Chanti, Oh Chanti! welcome you are to the fray, but as you sure will read the Island as been given to the creatures in the Ark.
My sword I have put away, but not my love (smack, smack, smack)
Georg
I agree with karen, Chanti. This is very good, and romantic too. And always remember to be the victor in everything you do.
May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), little sister, Barbie
The one-eyed wench did steel my pet
but that night with her I shan't forget
My leviathon did breach her keel
and purge her hull while she did squeal
I knew well before the start
that this wench alone
would steal my heart
Her course y'know that I'll be trakkin'
with signals from me trusty Karaken
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
You'll prolly knock all the blokes dead anyhow..lol..
"and lured him to me bed.
And while he was a'sleepin'" you should've chopped off his head..
"... Brethern of the Eds you'll all be dead ... I'm the daughter of a Cap'n known as Ed the Great ..."
Since we all be brethern of Ed [by blood, you too] I think that the women of Ed should ban together.
What say you?
Join with Edwina, The Eldest - LaBelle Edwina & Edith
and let the women be the winners of the game.
'Tis good to know you have the heart of a great pirate.
Sail on, Cap'n Shanti, and to thine own self and your Name be true. Ye be fearless, ye be strong and ye be beautiful... gadzooks you be richer therefore than the rest of us put together already... But, if booty be your goal, you go fer it, gal. And never has an eye-patch looked so good... If you want booty, just you get out there and make it the latest fashion statement... You could, ya know. But I'd really rather have you back with both your good eyes seeing 20/20, to match your agile mind and the 24 carat of your shining soul. Be well, Chanti, and safe going. Love as always, Kate xx
Ahhhh me darlin temptress of the seven seas, I wondered when you would slip into the fracas and be not deterred for the want of treasue, with such a booty you already claim as yours I think the Ed's are truly doomed, now if ye reach agreement with Captain Fee who only wants to see the lassies and sample the delights of the Belly Isle, mayhap all well end with treasures for all...arrrr what say ye me sweet Shanti
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on September 2, 2007
Haha!! Love you little aside aat the end . . . There were real, honest-to-goodness pirates I am led to believe in them thar days, so attack with sword and soft stealth . . . Leave no quarter, Pirate Shanti . . . The world awaits . . .
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The Victor is the STrongest of YOU All, ladies included! Some may fall~
Much love and Warmer hugs, Warrior Lady Sheeeoox
STay Positive! Happy and STrong!
and hypnotised"~they deserved didn't they?
Heeeheee....not on any sides either...smile~have fun
Love Tinka
George
Love,
M.C.
Thank you for coming aboard.
Newfie Hugs, Rose
My sword I have put away, but not my love (smack, smack, smack)
Georg
May the Lord Jesus bless you, and those whom you love, and be with you always, and at your side constantly. With much love in my heart, joy to the world, peace on earth, & ((((((((((MANY WONDERFUL SISTERLY HUGGGGSSSS)))))))))), little sister, Barbie
Be safe,
Karen
but that night with her I shan't forget
My leviathon did breach her keel
and purge her hull while she did squeal
I knew well before the start
that this wench alone
would steal my heart
Her course y'know that I'll be trakkin'
with signals from me trusty Karaken
"and lured him to me bed.
And while he was a'sleepin'" you should've chopped off his head..
All the bestest for the 5th.....xx
Since we all be brethern of Ed [by blood, you too] I think that the women of Ed should ban together.
What say you?
Join with Edwina, The Eldest - LaBelle Edwina & Edith
and let the women be the winners of the game.
'Tis good to know you have the heart of a great pirate.
Welcome Aboard,
Edwina, The Eldest
Aberjhani
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