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A Lazy Man's Victory
by Franz L Kessler → (All Poetry by Franz L Kessler)
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Coffee bubbling on the fire
Sunday morning sun ablaze
Enlightened kitchen floor

Repairing a tire can be a dog job...


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Birds were singing on a sunny mild day
But Oh my God! Look down to the parking lot!
There stood my old faithful car, on a shady drive way
Had tires flat as a pancake, to tell I forgot

You damned neighbor kids what have you done again!
But Maureen shook her head, and rubbed her eyes
“You better hoist your car, and change the old tire’s frame!”

That’s what she said. But I was lazy, how else could it be.
As on a Sunday morning one feels easy and free
Do just the bare minimum, my inner voice said
And leave the big job for others who are not afraid

Down at the lot, sweat pearls on my head
My repair foam bottle found its rear dusty old valve
Good as new - with a gleaming smile the man on the bottle told
But could it ever be a final resolve?

Bubbly bubbly bubb, there was a snorkeling sound
Got to the next latex bottle, that’s when I found out
A damned rusty nail stuck in the black rubber wound
I had cursed some poor kids on suspicious grounds

With caution I touched the crooked metal bit
Splash bubble splash plot I pulled the iron off
With style a liquid popcorn fountain blew
And snowed white latex stuff on my oily armpit

“Drive the tire warm” the text told on the shiny bottle
That’s what I did whilst pushing a gentle throttle
Rock, rock, yes rock around the yellow condo block

Some curious faces appeared behind morning windows, wondering what I was doing dieseling around their apartments

I drove back again to my shady parking spot
And circled the car, with a skeptical mind
But no! Splash bubble splash plot
White bubbles were rising, of a stinky kind

You bloody damned old greasy rubber hole
Don’t you know what escapes can fill you all too well?
If you don’t want to close up as to please my soul
I’m going to inflate you up to hell!

I pushed the tiny nozzle into the rubber vent
And held the pressure with arm muscles bent
Breathing plastic the wheel wildly inflated and stood
I couldn’t object so-far so-good

Another drive test circled the same old block
The pressure was holding thanks to Heaven’s old God
A lazy man’s victory obtained on a sunny warm day
Was a well-deserved gift for a Sunday’s get-away

©2005 by Franz L Kessler


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 Reviews of "A Lazy Man's Victory "
Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on January 14, 2005
hate changing tire
loved this piece

William ....Peace

Reviewed by Regina Pounds
Reviewed on January 13, 2005
Well, Franz. You braved the stinky bubbly even on a Sunday morning... I learned a lot from this experience. Thanks for describing it so vividly.

Best to you, always.
Gina

Reviewed on January 12, 2005
Franz,

Extra humorous poetic write - clever and exceptional work!!


Best regards,

Robert

Reviewed by Tracey L. O' Very (Reader)
Reviewed on January 12, 2005
This is all so funny but not funny I know. Nothing worse well there is but flat tires are no fun. Thank goodness for todays inventions huh? So You could enjoy your sunny Sun day.
Thank You You are great!
Sunny days everyday!
Tracey

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
Thanks for the humor, Franz. I can relate to this. I've been fortunate over the years with cars but you never know... Love and peace. Regis

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on January 11, 2005
hahahaha interesting,funny story/poem
enjoyed!!

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
cars can drive you crazy ...

very nicely penned ...

Reviewed by Lori Moore
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
A victory is a victory. Nice write.

Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
Fun descriptive write :-)

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
A fun look at how your car tried to ruin your day
but you wouldn't let it! Determined to have your
Sunday get-away! Victory for the lazy man;-)

Reviewed on January 10, 2005
excellent stuff, franz! you sure do tell a good story! well done!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in america, karen lynn in texas. :D

Reviewed by Janet Parker
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
This is like a journal entry. An interesting look at your day with all of it's ups and downs, irritating little disappointments. Good write.

Reviewed by Judy Lloyd (Reader)
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
This is pretty darn good and like my husband thanks for an entertaining write.

Reviewed by Lisa Hilbers
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
There is nothing more annoying than a flat tire...unless it's a dead battery..
I'm glad to know your quick-fix worked..hope you enjoyed your Sunday getaway!

Lisa

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 10, 2005
I can feel both the sheer pain of discovery, and the sheer joy, when it finally worked, Franz!


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