(1) My wife don't like the songs I play She thinks they're kind of silly. She likes classic orchestra and I like Hank and Willy. So we agreed to make this rule Back when we both were young: If we don't discuss our music We will always get along...and she said... (refrain) "Let's don't talk about music; It's the worst thing we can do. Please don't talk about music; You might lose me if we do. I'll play Rogers and Hammerstein; You play your country song. But, let's not talk about music And we'll always get along." (2) I leave her at the concert hall, Go out to play my songs. We tolerate each other's styles That's how we get along. But we never talk about music So we never disagree, because We belong together; I love her and she loves me. (second refrain) Let's don't talk about music; It's the worst thing we can do. Please don't talk about music; I might lose you if we do. You play Rogers and Hammerstein; I'll play my country song. But let's not talk about music And we'll always get along. (3) She said, "When I sit in the orchestra It's music that we play. We don't just keep on tuning Our instruments all day. And though I don't say anything When you boys begin to play, That noise that you call music Is what makes me want to say..." (refrain) (4) When we were wed I made my vow To love her till I die. And nothing she can say or do Will make my vow a lie. As long as we can both refrain From talking about our songs I know we'll stick together And our love will keep us home. (second refrain)