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Deer Crossing
by Londis Carpenter → (All Poetry by Londis Carpenter)
  
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There’s a sign that says, “Deer Crossing,”


Down the road, around the bend.


It was placed there so that cars and trucks


Would yield the road to them.


But it seems that more and more get hit,


Most each and every year.


So something more needs to be done,


To help protect our deer.


I have a plan I think will help


This  problem, to erase.


Let’s move the sign, so those darn deer


Cross at another place.
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Reviewed by Ted Sheridan (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2003
YOu should listen to Woodie Allen's The Moose, one of the funniest I have ever heard.
Reviewed by Bianca Boonstra (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2003
I hope it helps :-) Here in The Netherlands they created ecoducts - a viaduct for animals to cross from one side of the forest to the other. That might be an idea ;-)
Reviewed by Kay P Devenish
Reviewed on August 29, 2003
You are funny,I really liked this one,it is sad motor cars kill so many innocent creatures,I hate cars....I love deer and I love dear poems,this one is very dear indeed.
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 29, 2003
Very good idea Londis...hehehe...I think they have more brains than humans....they might pay more attention to those signs!!

Love Tinka
Reviewed by *********** ********** (Reader)
Reviewed on August 29, 2003
LOL......I have one out the front....but it reads....Roo crossing!

lol great fun...ty, Dani
Reviewed by Carolyn Red Bear (The Bear Paw)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
I know this one too well, Londis! And I've always wondered what are "slow bumps"? smiles...
In Spirit,
Bear
Reviewed by Evelyn Simon
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Your poem was very innovative, I like it.
(Smile):0)
Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Ok, that's it, Lonny! I can't stop smiling.. only slightly less painful than the guffawing I was doing a second ago.. keep your eyes pealed for my breath.. I can't seem to catch it! (giggle) Jaysus, this is a riot! Marvelous! love, katy xox.
Reviewed by Kate Clifford (Reader)
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
LOL never expected your ending. Great write!
Reviewed by Gwen Dickerson
Reviewed on August 28, 2003
Hahaha! Funny, Londis. I Enjoyed!
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