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Too Much Information
by Jane Noponen Perinacci → (All Poetry by Jane Noponen Perinacci)
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Single's a drag....marriage a snag! (Just joking of course!)


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Thinkin' back when I lived by myself
Scared to love I kept my heart stuck high up on a shelf
Had a broken heart took time to mend
Glad it did took ten years for me to try love again

All I did was work and come on home
Only bill collectors or wrong numbers on the phone
Cooking for myself was such a bore
Girl Scouts selling cookies when a knock came on the door

Then one day I went out for a walk
Gentleman walked up to me and started some small talk
Seemed like he was quite a harmless guy
Dropped my guard it wasn't hard got married by and by

Now I'm sure I must have lost my mind
As he snores and dirty socks left on the floor I find
Skid marks found expound not on the road
Too much information so I'll stop and wash a load !







Jane Noponen Perinacci




 

 


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 Reviews of "Too Much Information"
Reviewed on November 12, 2012
Ha ha ha ha ha yes TMI Jane
You are so cute


Love and Light
Lily

Reviewed by Joy Hale
Reviewed on November 11, 2012
We've all been there, Jane! Hang tough.

Joy L. Hale

Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on November 10, 2012
lololol. I'm where you were a decade ago.
I soooo love this! xxxx

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 10, 2012
U wanna do my laundry...? I still live alone & I think that will be my fate till I die...e

Reviewed by Jerry Bolton
Reviewed on November 10, 2012
Love! Ain't it grand?

Reviewed by Budd Nelson
Reviewed on November 10, 2012
well that sounds like more or less a quandry to ponder
budd


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