Single's a drag....marriage a snag! (Just joking of course!)
Thinkin' back when I lived by myself
Scared to love I kept my heart stuck high up on a shelf
Had a broken heart took time to mend
Glad it did took ten years for me to try love again
All I did was work and come on home
Only bill collectors or wrong numbers on the phone
Cooking for myself was such a bore
Girl Scouts selling cookies when a knock came on the door
Then one day I went out for a walk
Gentleman walked up to me and started some small talk
Seemed like he was quite a harmless guy
Dropped my guard it wasn't hard got married by and by
Now I'm sure I must have lost my mind
As he snores and dirty socks left on the floor I find
Skid marks found expound not on the road
Too much information so I'll stop and wash a load !
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V
Thirteen Sick Tasteless Classics, Part V is humorous adult literature featuring adult content and language. The work satirizes and spoofs thirteen classic tales from U.S. and British literature, a
You are so cute
Love and Light
Lily
Joy L. Hale
I soooo love this! xxxx
budd