I have this friend…

Her name is Mrs. C.,

All she does is party,

As you can plainly see,

Her kids are out on their own,

They see her when from vacations she does get home…

But she is a real partying young lady,

You may find her a lot at the pub called O’Grady,

Never would you think her an old “maidy”,

She has never done to my knowledge anything shady…

I am sure I am gonna get smacked,

For writing this expose’ on how well she is stacked,

I am quite sure that my face will become cracked,

From the powerful amount of her hands impact…

She does keep herself busy,

Her pace can cause one to be dizzy,

Always does she show her best side,

Her children and I, all have in her a great amount of pride…

        © ed ~ 5/1/05