I'm Sorry Kate... (poem) by Ed Matlack on AuthorsDen

I'm Sorry Kate...
by Ed Matlack → (All Poetry by Ed Matlack)
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Above is Kate or so does her Den site makes one think...I wanted to hear from her, but damn if I didn't forget it...e

I'm sorry Kate, But I got to the phone late, Than I called you right back, But apparently something I did lack... I really wanted to of you talk, I was only outside for a short walk, I have to admit I did of your call forget, I won't do that again you can definitely bet... Why not call me from the Big Apple, You'll likely catch me drinking a diet Snapple, Or eating a sandwhich or some other meal, But nothing other than a banana that I would have to peal... So, I will be looking forward to hearing from you, Again, I am very sorry about missing you, Its starting to make me feel very, very blue, I wish a call back would have worked, But for some reason I seemed to not have a clue...

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors

Reviewed on March 9, 2010

See? She'll call you back and maybe even save you some schillings. Beware though women often have ulterior motives, like finding a US source of grease for that greased lightning of hers. Patrick

Reviewed by Kate Burnside

Oh EDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD... it's me that's sorry! I didn't mean to make you sad - quite the opposite: it was sposed to be a cheer-up thing! I'm five hours' ahead of you so switched off and went straight to bed after my call. NOT TO WORRY!! I'll most certainly try again and am very glad you were out on your fitness regime instead of hangin by the phone. I'll take pot luck and dial in again as and when time and mood dictates; Andy Turner will tell you I move at the speed of greased lightning and barely have my phone on anyway, so not many actually manage to get hold of me at the best of times! :))) Take it easy, Bro, and please, no need to apologise. I'll tell you my one awful joke when I phone, as to hear me speak it will certainly make you laugh: I'm rubbish at tellin jokes, especially bad ones! KEEP SMILIN AND WALKIN TALL INTO THIS GORGEOUS SPRING WEATHER; I'll breeze in again sometime soooooooooooooooon! XXXXXX

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Uh, Oh, Bro - you're in Big Trouble now - Brits never forget, or forgive. You best send her some flowers or something!

PS: She's probably gonna tell you she ain't mad - but don't believe it.

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot

Relax ED..Kate will catch up, I know it..
xx ch'erie

Reviewed by Georg Mateos

Hoo hoo! that sweet thing gonna put yore ass in a sling when Renè catches up! cos PeeWee or Tiger Lily are the squealers. By the way, what's her phone number again?

EDvard(k) Ole Brother

Reviewed by m j hollingshead

Reviewed on March 8, 2010

poignant read

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg

Good grief dude - this brought tears to my eyes.
She's a big girl - she will understand, and
she still loves you.
But I don't you've been farting too much!
Aaarrrgghhhh ... (-: