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RENE, this all you need to really know...!
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Rene just read the cartoon and then the poem, and know this is all you need to know to relax...;-)


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Boy does Rene have too much stress,

Her family problems do on her press,

Her medical problems as well create distress,

I try when with her to of her body caress…

 

All she needs to do is follow the above advice,

Then with others she can start again to treat nice,

She needs not to worry so much about life’s price,

Instead just enjoy what she has & invite me over,

And into her bed she can then of me entice…

 

So, listen to me when I of this to you, Rene, speak,

Before you reach your limit or for a better word, peak,

You must find and use for meditation, maybe a creek,

Either way, you must relax your mind before turning into a stark raving freak…;-)

 

 

© ~ ed 5/11/10


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Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
It might be good to send her up a creek. You might even get paddled. Patrick

Reviewed by Linda Hill
Reviewed on June 13, 2010
Ed,
I agree with Rose, plan a quiet stress free date night just for the two of you.

Blessings+
~Linda

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
I sure did like Fee's advice, it's time you plan an evening Ed, call it Stress Free, Flowers, dinner and a movie at home, lights dim, cozy blankie for two. Take care of the two of you. We only have one life to live sooooooooooo live it.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Christine Tsen
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Candid and very cute!
Christine

Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Excellent advice, Ed, just continue to be there for her ... that's what she needs. =]

(((HUGS))) love and continued prayer, for both of yas, Karla. :)

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
good advice!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Well stress is real and sounds like she has her handful, maybe it's time you dug out your best tie-dyes, splash on some Old Spice, pick a bouguet of wild flowers and go sing her a love song...
fee

Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Praying for you and for Rene ...

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :(

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on June 12, 2010
Very well written dear man..sure is nice to see you here and writing....I certainly hope Rene starts to feel well soon stress can be awful...just be there for her ...best wishes to both of you..stay safe and well always ...Hugsss

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on June 11, 2010
I truly hope you can alleviate her stress via your 'enticing' offer. The cartoon is befitting your poem and tells me that I'd best learn to deal with stress in more productive ways!... else I turn into a 'stark raving freak...'

God bless you,
Kathy

Reviewed by Carin Spirit
Reviewed on June 11, 2010
...will the hemorrhoids disappear too? Cute poem, gave me a smile. I hope Rene does not have to get her freak on, sounds like she has enough on her already.

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on June 11, 2010
This is probably good advice for a lot of folks out there, Ed. Thank you for sharing it and good luck to Rene. Love and peace to you,

Regis


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