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Passing classical gas…
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Passing classical gas…

 

Relaxes me it does,

While squeezing past my butt fuzz,

Also to listen to Mozart or Bach,

Makes me want even more to out my butt sock…

 

Regards that real classical, I may not know who wrote it,

But love it just the same I do, more than a little bit,

Actually Chopin’s Piano concerto #2 in F minor,

Keeps me when I sit alone from being a whiner…

 

 

 

So while this poem is only of my taste,

Please don’t leave in any haste,

Leave a review with the music you’d listen to,

What keeps you happy & feeling less blue…J


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 Reviews of "Passing classical gas…"
Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on September 17, 2011
Dark side of your moon comes to mind;-) Patrick

Reviewed by Vivian Dawson
Reviewed on September 16, 2011
A large variety for me
Ranges such as...Autumn Leaves, Bolero,
When I fall in Love, Meet you in heaven,
1912 Overture...Just to name a few that
make me happy ~Ed~ Thanks for asking!!

Lady Vivian

Reviewed on September 16, 2011
DEAR KNAVE WUSS & FARTS A-LOT ...

I PREFER OLD ROCK N' ROLL 'GOLDEN OLDIES' ...

BUT I DON'T 'FART' TO THEM ...

I SING !!! AND I GUARANTEE THE SMELL ...

IS NICER TO THE ENVIRONMENT !!!

CUZ TOM - THE NON-FARTER !

Reviewed by larry linville
Reviewed on September 16, 2011
I like Debussy's "afternoon of a fart."

Reviewed by Annabel Sheila
Reviewed on September 16, 2011
Giggle....give me Il Divo or Frank Sinatra,or Abba...guess I'm pretty versatile when it comes to music....although I think Il Divo is by far the most amazing singing group I've ever heard! Loved the title, Ed! giggle....

Anna

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on September 16, 2011
Ahhh old Fee not much into classcial but give me Bob Dylan or Willie Nelson and I drift off in to vapor...
fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on September 16, 2011
“Relaxes me it does,
While squeezing past my butt fuzz”
And you still wonder why others run
Including your brothers and old Cuz

Your preferred method of relaxation
Often disrupts an entire neighborhood
Try meditating, jogging, or perhaps yoga
Anything else, would be refreshingly good!

PS: I think you broke your own record; it appears that the Buzzard sniffed your latest ‘relaxation’ way up in Canada!!





Reviewed on September 15, 2011
Classical?? My Butt just plays the Tuba!!
I'm not very good, my playing stinks!!!

The Great Canadian Buzzard


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