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WTG... For Felix! :))
by Kate Burnside → (All Poetry by Kate Burnside)
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HOW could I resist??? K xx :))


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WTG... For Felix! :))


When I saw this Baby, Darlin,
well my mind it thought of you -
cruisin down them open roads
jus' takin in the view.

With Reindeer faces on her thigh
and Sage's fur-lined hips;
with Eileen's eagle wings to fly
and smokin Bard-like lips.

I leapt aboard her engines,
jus' to try and earn my spurs
cos she's really not a "him"-bike,
she's rather more a "hers" -

with three fat wheels to hold you up,
she's actually a trike:
I have to say, when's said and done,
she's Baby Burnside's Bike! :))



LOL, Felix!! WTG!! K xx

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Reviewed by Sage Sweetwater
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
It's about time you put something good between your legs, tenderoni! I have been to the recording studio to record The Biker Chronicles, 8 poetic tales of the Harley-Davidson biker lifestyle, backed by Celtic Renaissance music, dulcimers, harps, mandolins, banjoes, and harmonicas. I rode my Harley across the asphalt and weaved these tales from real happenings while I was on the road. These tales have been published in the world's largest selling motorcycle magazine EASYRIDERS and SUPERCYCLE. My CD and The Biker Chronicles boardgame biker jeopardy is geared for future release. Hit this link to view THE BIKER CHRONICLES BY SAGE SWEETWATER OFFICIAL WEBSITE http://sagesweetwater.tripod.com/and join me and Eileen with your knees in the breeze. Wind in our hair, bugs encased in our lipstick and teeth! Born To Be Wild! Straddlin' that twelve-volt vibrator will put a smile on your face...stay on it, Kate!

Sage


Reviewed by Aberjhani
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
And so she is indeed! Ride on!
Aberjhani

Reviewed by Ch'erie de Perrot
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
I'd like to C yah Mono it, whoa that would be no mean feat...Fee could pull his up in a flash, perhaps he oughta sit up back and balance her up LOL
hehe, yeah well it's all too phunny, I hate bikes, truly I hate em.
Love Ch'erie

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
You bin out fur hunting huh? And who you syin has the fat tyres?
You've got your trike
and you can go where you like...
Burn Burnside Burn.... Killer Kate

Reviewed by KJ McPhee
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
Oh, motorbikin', motorbikin', goin' down the Queen's highway, kate, like a streak of lightnin'. :-))) Fantastic looking machine there.
I can see you and Billy Connolly going across the pennines together on your world tour of England, Scotland and Ireland. Burnside revved up and ready to go.... poop-poop!

Reviewed by Vesna Perkovic (Reader)
Reviewed on August 22, 2006
WOWE¨!¨¨ LOL!!!

This is delightful..and I agree with everyone here..you look smashing..must be those long-life british genes..and yes. I'd like to have you as my neighbour as well..we'd have a fab time..only I rekon' I'd be too chicken to try and ride that thing..lol!!
wonderfully written piece ..great rhyme!

Vesna:)

Reviewed by J M (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Delightful you go girl. I love riding the Harley on weekends. Or late in the evenings just before sunset. Felix she done it right LOL. XX Joselyn

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
betcha get good mileage on that thing ... luv those handle bars ;)

Reviewed by Dawn Richerson
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
you are so fun, Kate. wish you weren't an ocean away. that thing is HUGE. do you actually ride it with all them little Brit cars on the road? sure hope you wear the fur and some goggles. positively loved this! rev the engine for me a time or two. Dawn

Reviewed by Taylor Ryan
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Whoa girl, where'd ya get that thang (shall i translate trom the south in my mouth?)? Thought that was a gorilla behind you for a sec...forget about the modified hogster! You have absobloominlutely made my day with this one darlin'...

"You got it going on", Katie! Word up (Cameo!)

Love ya much,

Taylor

Reviewed by Joseph* OneLight*® (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Love the rhythm and rhyme in this adorable poem, Dear Kate.

Love & Light,
Joseph

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
holy smoley Kate! I want one;-)...I also wnat the name of who does your nip/tuck;-) lol you look fantastic for anyone being married 29 years! Either it's been a ball or you are have the genes of Dorian Grey! LOL...hey next ride this eagle will be flying with you okay!?!
WTG Baby Burnside!LOL...Eileen

Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Oh you biker girl...next time I wanna take a spin on THAT baby!!

Got my licence njanies!!

Love Tinka

Reviewed by Dove JoAnne Cromp (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
How CUTE!!!! Wonderful friends are PRICELESS~~~~

Love & Healings, Dove

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
My word! That looks like a UHaul.
Never saw a thing like it before. ROFL

Reviewed by Peter Paton
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Kate

" Three wheels on my wagon...And I'm still rolling along "..
Gotta love it...and Fee will...:)

God Bless
Peter

Reviewed on August 21, 2006
This is adorable, Fee; I sure loved this! Very well done; bravo!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D

Reviewed on August 21, 2006
WTG, Kate!!!!!!!!!!!! Love it. You go, girl!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Gloria Buono
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
The special camaraderie between Kate and brings about a special prose I would "cometry." Glad I stopped by to read this. My best, Gloria

Reviewed by Susan Sonnen
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
how adorable is this?! You've brightened my morning as well, Kate!

Susan

Reviewed by George Carroll
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Good one for Felix, you took him for a ride on your three wheeler. How can you feel so bad when you look so good?

Reviewed by Susan de Vegter
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Down here we'd say "Holla at that hawg!" I can see Fee's huge grin this morning. You got him Kate!
Love the poem.
Susan

Reviewed by F William Broome
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
Enjoyed this, Kate. Appropriate that Felix was fir commentator.
Your fans damn-well know k\now that you're an all-round girl.
A trike is the only kind of open-engine thing I've

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on August 21, 2006
OMG Too funny, and I must say you look pretty kewl sitting up their on your three wheel "hog". Eye candy for the road. Thank you for the poem and the smile you put on my face to start my day.
Hugs,
Pops


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