Goodbye Hillary The queen you'll never be and though you try compounding lies you can't rewrite history
Your facelift and your cheek implants don't help your phony smile Whitewater, Vince Foster and missing FBI files Your botched and failed health care plan, Your long list of enemies and terrorizing victims of Bill's infidelity
You sold the Lincoln bedroom and stole the White House heirlooms Travelgate, suspicious trades, monies undisclosed Chinese and Saudi backers who you claim that you don't know
You won't present your tax filings and your journal's locked away Perhaps you'll trade your Senate seat for a talk-show slot on NBC
Goodbye Hillary
(Call me sophmoric, but I just discovered that you can pick her nose (in the picture above) with your cursor and rub it on her teeth) :)
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Reviewed by Deborah Munson (Reader)
Reviewed on March 26, 2008
Hello -- came across your den during this sleepless night after gallbladder surgery! I recently wrote a poem for my sister's 42nd birthday titled -- Hilary's got nothing on her! Great poem, great read, thanks for the entertainment this eve. Deborah Munson
This is one of the reasons I would not like to be in the public eye. There has to be a time when a really unflattering shot is taken. Who can forget the infamous picture taken of the queen with a gloved finger in her nose? Hilary is by all accounts one rather intimidating and scary lady. I don't know enough about American politics to comment further. As usual, you've demonstrated your creative dexterity in this scathing yet humorous write.
Okay, my first good laugh of the day! Let's hope your are right, but roaches have a way of crawling back again and again and again....
Be always safe,
Karen
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on February 28, 2008
Got to love the pictures if nothing else. I've said this to many that if we are going to have our first woman president this is not the woman that I want to represent the United States. Personally I'd vote for Whoppi if she ran...Lady J
We have averted a possible election here but you do make your upcoming one interesting, you neighbors to the south. Thank you, Edwin. Love and peace to you,
Regis
Reviewed by Jerry Bolton (Reader)
Reviewed on February 27, 2008
I thank you and Dottie my wife who I just read this to thanks you also . . . Fabulous . .
Excellant parody and a sound commentary on one of the most notable (good or bad) candidates for the US Presidency we watching outside your country have ever seen.
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Be always safe,
Karen
Love,
annie
Regis
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