I had asked you all
If you’ve seen my gal
A couple left a comment
But my search won’t relent

I searched high and low
Until night moons glow
I asked all my friends
Even blockheads in the end

But still my blue babe’s missing
The one I could be kissing.
My little green heart is sinking
My life is just stinking

I wound up calling nine-one-one
And that’s when the trouble begun
They came to ask me some questions
Which turned into really bad sessions

The bright light was melting me down
I was reduced to a puddle and a frown
Its always the boyfriend They said
Which just added to my dread

The Blockheads watched in a secret room
As I stood with criminals in the line of gloom
They accused ME of killing my Goo
At that point there was nothing I could do

You have the right to remain silent
You have the right to an attorney
Anything you say will be HELD AGAINST YOU

I said "Goo"

They didn’t like how I joked
And in my ribs they poked
I spit up some green
From my little Gumby spleen

They then started to get really rough
That’s when my hands they did cuff
My green clay began to swell
I knew I was in cartoon hell

Now I sit in a cell with old Baby Hewey
Who’s looking at me kinda screwy
He must think me a real dope
I just hope I don’t drop the soap