Just One more year until I retire,
cause I’m sick of the muck and mire.
Going to move to sunny FLA,
to watch old people decay.

I’ll be moving in with my friend Mickey,
which might prove to be a bit tricky.
All because of his girl Minnie,
Who I met while in New Guinea.

At first it was her tail I did notice,
Until I was acquainted with her lotus.
That was almost 15 years ago
Before my age began to show.

Before the choice of door # two,
as something I thought to do.
I am sure that is all in the past,
which brings me to different repast.

Since then the world has changed,
where everything seems so deranged.
They’re spraying our skies with chemical soup,
run by an secret elitist military group.

They say Oh No those are contrails
But we know they are Chemtrails.
Another theory that most reject
is the infamous Mandela Effect.

I know my reality has been effected,
because of what the illuminati has infected.
History, maps, movies, books, logos, and such,
is something they decided to touch.

Since when was Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
erased and Magic mirror on the wall replaced.
there are more examples floating around,
that will take your feet off the ground.

Yes I know I am only a lump of green clay,
and you don’t have to believe what I say.
look it up for yourself if you doubt my word,
And see there is something strangely absurd.