Lets hear it from the man which was the most surprised man ever existed; he didn't know how to swim, felt into a stormy and deep sea and yet, he didn't drown.
Lets hear from him...

"I am a thief, always been a thief
and a drunk sometimes...
well, most of the time,
so I get a lot of harass
from the damn Romans intruders
again and again, they say
to keep me good and in line,"

"but I am a thief, I let you know
that I am a very good one,
horses, donkeys and goats,
from here or there it will be a lam,
or a shroud with golden threads
wrapping some rich departed...
dead people can't complain,"

"who that is patient will see success,
ha!, it wasn't go to be my lucky night,
the owner came home too early
and no wonder he found me inside,
with a club he bashed my head
and darkness came quickly, but not
before his belly got on my knife,"

"when I came around it was the Romans
dragging me after them with heavy chains,
to the prison of the Roman Consul
that loves to wash his hands;
one more and it will be crucifixion,
the Golgota will be waiting, he said,
the one I meet before, called Kaifas,"

"the crowd was cheering like crazy,
as always they do to a condemned one,
besides me, as I never seen done before
was the most beaten up man,
his back flagellated to shreds
wearing a crown made of thorns, but
his blood saying that he wasn't a clown,"

"with my best bravado, facing the crowd,
I said to me man besides,the screaming
bastards want our blood and we should
kiss our asses for had been so bad,
then the Roman Consul surprised me
by asking the mob, who you want to go free!!!
Jesus the king or the thief Barabbàs?"