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When the Ed's go Dancing In
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Someone will go blushing and scared, and tha's the way we like the maidens when we go from the Manor to the Midnight Dance tapping the moon with our feet or...like they say in Haiti, send in the zombies!!!


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Blushing maidens, hear hear,
here we come for virgin blood
the ones that we will be chasing
and that weren’t chased before.

Lon necks, beautiful slender necks
watch for PeeWee Ed the Werewolf
he is all cuddly and furry and will,
lick anything like a thirsty dog.

Talking of dogs, what about Rufuz?
he’s coming with Jersey Ed just now
disguised as a DEA sniffing one but,
watching that no one pinch the dope.

I my self will go find a little Cherokee,
a rattlesnake that bites full of love,
she said it was something at first sight
I will be too busy to want to know.

A Bloody Mary to the dance drink,
made with a Red Head Queen and rum,
not shake but very well stirred
until frenzy melt down our loins.

Like a hummingbird I will go nipping
from one to another a drop of blood
and take as many to bed in my coffin
before the night dies and comes dawn.

So, blushing virginals ones waiting,
and not so virginals for brothers love,
you invited us to a civilized dance,
and what we do? Make a bloody brawl!



 

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Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
I'll sit this one out
you guys are too kool for me
Plus you have all the good looking gals
all selected for yourselves
Peace be with you Brother

William

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 26, 2007
Hey I am game for a good time even if it isn't country, let the fun begin. Great write Georg, thank you for sharing.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Cute Georg, just dripping with excitement and such intense sincerity....

Be safe,
Karen

Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Great bloody lyrics...so let the dance tonight!
Wrong song!great bloody music my friend
Excellent writing sweet friend!
Love Peace and hugssss....Morning Star

Reviewed on October 25, 2007
One by one, hurrah, hurrah........sorry, wrong song!!!!!! But an entertaining tune, none the less. Don't fight. I'll save y'all the trouble: I'm first in line!!!!!!!!!!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed by Ann Scarborough
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
I am, Dear Edvard, as Her Majesty states, virginally challenged. As well as desiring a taste of blood myself.
Evil Enchantress

Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Sounds like a truly bloody ordeal - but if there's music, let the dance begin.

Kathy

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
A bloody brawl??? hmmmmm,,, or I should say yummmmmmm,,, but BEWARE your Heads up,, could cost you your Head,,,and that would be tragic.......

save your last dance for me,, hoping you will be stuffed by then.
Christine

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Excellent writing sweet man,enjoyed....Hugs

Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Excellent poem, Georg; very well written! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Calm Down, Brother Edvard, and take a nice deep breath - I think the scent of all this fresh new blood is making you crazy again, as it does each and every Halloween.

Please don't start a Brawl just yet, I'm selling your Dance Tickets for the Ball like hotcakes! (We're really gonna clean up on this one. Shhhhh!)

Reviewed on October 25, 2007
The virgins await you Ancient One, as well as a few non virgins or should I say "Virginity Challenged!! Welcome to the Ball Darlink Edvard.

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 25, 2007
Okay, I see this could be a lot of fun for old Fee, I don'[t want any of them virgins, I'll take the ones already broken in like me that know how to howl all night long at the moon when the mood strikes....ahhhhooooohhhhh

Fee


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