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If he ever want's to play golf...
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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If he ever want's to play golf again,
well my dear friends, brothers and sisters, just to put that final point and to tell you all of my good spirits and unbreakable health with a smile or a laugh, here I go again...

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“The Reaper” came and went
trying to play a game of golf
using me, would you believe,
to birdie a quick 18 last hole,
well,
if he ever tries to come back
for another game of that golf…
I will kick to kingdom come
all his white little balls.







 

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Reviewed by Kathy Armijo
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
I haven't been around the den lately, but I am glad to hear you beat him at his game. If you need any assistance with kicking his white or black little balls, let me know. I'll help you with whatever I can.

Take care of yourself. God bless you. Kathy
Reviewed by Cryssa C
Reviewed on April 8, 2008
Ha! You are so funny... Glad that you beat him at his own game!
Cryssa
Reviewed by ~ Holly Harbridge (Reader)
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Love your style Georg! love holly
Reviewed by Tinka Boukes
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
Hahahahaha...I will help you do it....I know how to sidestep his brother...sooooo...am I in???

Love Tinky
Reviewed by Abdi-Noor Mohamed (Eagle Of Hope)
Reviewed on April 5, 2008
George this is fantastic. Thanks for your comments and greetings. I´m now in Gävle
Reviewed by Morning Star
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Where have you been? Ah did you say playing hookie from AD!
Lol i needed to read this one
It put a smile on my face to know your feeling better!!
Wishing you lots of love and peace
Hugssss....Morning Star
Reviewed by Karla Dorman, The StormSpinner
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Glad you're back, Georg. You've been missed - excellent attitude!

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
Reviewed by LadyJtalks LadyJzTalkZone (Reader)
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
So glad you won the round. Take it easy and wishes you good health. Lady J
Reviewed by Charlie
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
Adorable. I'm just sorry I never read much of your stuff before. You have a lot of fun with writing, and are not shy about it either.

I like the idea of the grim reaper playing golf. I say we make him be caddy-- let him chase all of the balls...
Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on April 4, 2008
You tell that reaper,,You have another round to play!!!!
:)Christine
Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
tee, hee hee...so good to laugh at your super funny write Georg, and so glad to have you back.

Blessings, Carole~
Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
hahahaha you are amazing Georg! It's a blessing to have you back, and your humor is fantastic! Thank you for the best laugh I've had in awhile!;-)I will keep you in prayer and help kick those white balls too!lol

Love,
ET
Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
lol, great write Georg and I hope you remember this. Thank you for sharing and glad to hear you are doing better.

Newfie Hugs, Rose
Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
LOL Will he must have been using me for a waiter at the club house for I can't play golf...lol, good one Georg
Fee
Reviewed by John Leko
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
...good to hear your words Georg...have you back...and sense your humor...giving life.
John
Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
That's the spirit - a boot right in the balls. Glad you are back on the up-swing Edvard. Health is such a gift, one that too many take for granted. Long life!
Richard
Reviewed by Larry Lounsbury
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
God bless your humorous take on life. You would make one great neighbor and friend!Enjoyed
Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
HAHAHA... The Dim Reaper.. Great humour Georg...
Reviewed by JASMIN HORST SEILER
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Georg my buddy, are you cheating again, your and your partners played a terrific game, I can see him being distracted with all those swedish blondes around you , no wonder he could'nt get a shot in. Bless ya! well done! Jasmin Horst
Reviewed by Jackie (Micke) Jinks
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Proof positive that you can't keep a good man down! Especially happy to see your wit was not subverted :o)
Rest plenty, repair thoroughly, and come back swinging...your "bros" are getting rambunctious!!
Cheers Georg...

Micke
Reviewed by Bernice Angoh
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
Yes!!! you do that! Very humorous piece and Inspiring too. Glad you're well again.
Reviewed by La Belle Rouge Poetess Of The Heart
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
George I just heard a report this week that we are on the verge of discovering how to end and even reverse the aging process, so by the time the reaper returns maybe you'll be only 21 again and happy to be a man!!
Reviewed by Victoria's Poetry & Voices of Muse
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
hee hee
Yes Send Him from "the pits of hell" To The Sand Pit instead
Or The Bottom of the Lake
I Am Glad Your Home & Feeling Better George
Embrassé
Vickie
Reviewed by Walt Hardester
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
He isn't much from Tee to Green, but his short game is "Deadly."
Next time tell him you want a stroke a hole handicap. Glad you're better my friend. Never give up, but put out every chance you get.....LOL

Walt
Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
You go Georg, great attitude which I admire. Funny little poem and give him a kick for me. Love, Bonnie
Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
I'm smiling...that's all I'm going to say!
Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on April 3, 2008
I will kick to kingdom come
all his white little balls.

You tell 'em, Brother; and that, I would like to see!
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