God bless my brothers Ed Jersey Devil and Ed PeeWee, without them our Mom won't be having that skyhigh blood pressure (according to PeeWee we were up in Tibet, high enough you think?)
but nobody talks of our pets and their NEEDS! ! ! ! !
With no trees around that smart dog
searched for a fire hydrant in the vicinity,
there was none of those red iron stumps,
he of my leg got very interested suddenly.
He saw me looking down and wagged
its furry tail like saying happy to see me,
but his bladder was pushing one leg up
he was thinking of aiming for my knee.
Tell you I have a brother, Jersey Devil,
too lazy to let the mutt outside to pee,
he should be reported to my other brother
defender of less creatures, our own PeeWee.
Which now went in a demented streak,
Yetis in Tibet he want us brothers to be,
Jersey and myself should conk his head
and put some sense in is hive full of bees.
Don’t get me distracted, or Jersey’s dog
will be soon discharging a laser run at me,
would you believe his mischievous smile
as he licks his chops looking at my knee?
Thems the hazzards of a wooden leg! I hope you have it varnished or else it'll stain, and remember the dogie is innocent, it's Jersey you gots to go after. oh I forgots to ask, is wee pee, the same as a pee wee, just asking. Have a nice day! Jasmin Horst
Trust you to make us smile George...I hope pee wee finds Jersy Devil and gives his head a little conk...you know in broken english(Pidgin as we call it in Cameroon) conk means to hit someone hard on the head with ones knuckles....ouch
Well now I know why I have a cat and not a dog, best do yourself a favor and listen to Bonnie, an artificial tree is the answer. Thank you for sharing Georg.
Tell you I have a brother, Jersey Devil,
too lazy to let the mutt outside to pee,
he should be reported to my other brother
defender of less creatures, our own PeeWee
Duly Reported, Brother. I also recently got an e-mail from poor old Rufuz about the very same thing. I think you and I should go visit Jersey, and kick his butt. But I'll always fondly remember how good old Rufuz always loved peein on yer leg!
Rufuz is at this very moment staring at me,
And cause I know his feelings about a knee,
I will put him out on his leash to see,
About whether or not there is a place out there to pee...me & HE
Good Morning George,
LOL.....Cute Pup In The Photo & A Fun Read. Did you know that when they do those leg hiking duties it is marking their territory also? Maybe he claimed you? lol
I asked my vet why do my boys (I have 3 English Springers)
why do they drag their bodies across me when I am laying down, or on the couch. She said they are owning me & claiming Alpha on me. I said "OH NO! I Am Their Alpha" & she said
"Well they have a different opinion of the High Archy!" lol
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie
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God bless you. Kathy
Rufuz was sure in need.
Love this picture!
Write On!
Warmest Blessings and Inner Peace, Warrior Purple Lady Shexoooo
STay Positive!
enjoyed Georg...
John
Be always safe,
Karen
Thanks for the chuckles, friend :o) !
Micke
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in Tx., Karen Lynn. :D
Sandie May :o)
Newfie Hugs, Rose
too lazy to let the mutt outside to pee,
he should be reported to my other brother
defender of less creatures, our own PeeWee
Duly Reported, Brother. I also recently got an e-mail from poor old Rufuz about the very same thing. I think you and I should go visit Jersey, and kick his butt. But I'll always fondly remember how good old Rufuz always loved peein on yer leg!
Pee Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee
And cause I know his feelings about a knee,
I will put him out on his leash to see,
About whether or not there is a place out there to pee...me & HE
I guess he's got one leg up on you.(lol)Peace and Blessings Always, Paul.
LOL.....Cute Pup In The Photo & A Fun Read. Did you know that when they do those leg hiking duties it is marking their territory also? Maybe he claimed you? lol
I asked my vet why do my boys (I have 3 English Springers)
why do they drag their bodies across me when I am laying down, or on the couch. She said they are owning me & claiming Alpha on me. I said "OH NO! I Am Their Alpha" & she said
"Well they have a different opinion of the High Archy!" lol
Embraced ~ Embrassé
Vickie