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The Coward Dr. Bonnie
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Hey! don't blame me, I didn't attack my twisted brain lil'brother, and she and her "sisters" are the ones running away from the fight they ask for...


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Dr. Bonnie can’t find her fanny
even using both her little hands
as we brothers Ed are so clever
going around in perfect disguise,
that not even those geriatric angels
looking at us don’t know who we are.

Let me see, we are three brothers,
we know each other very well thanks,
and peripheral family all made of
turncoat cousin Fee and D’Artagnan,
trailed by Salty Walt and our Jasmin,
California turncoat Ted going Texan.

Things haven’t improve by the murder
attempt on Dr. Bonnie very much,
no mystery there as the Witch Doctor
make a hole in the water bed at that,
creating havoc on a poor mental unstable,
Jude and Larry trying holding crazy Dan.

We have been menaced with many things
in our three long and brotherly of lives,
and always we had one up our sleeves
to hack a quack and her ugly wrinkled sacks,
as we now are carrying loaded .44’s
for all those broom angels take on hand.

But wait a moment! It could be? The photo!
there are we three brothers in disguise
as the famous ghastly Dalton brothers
then, who is among us no belonging the one?
she? It couldn’t be! Of all the dirty tricks,
the “dead” Dr. was hiding inside our house?!



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 Reviews of "The Coward Dr. Bonnie"
Reviewed by Lois Christensen
Reviewed on October 8, 2008
What my poor friend Dr. Bonnie is going thrugh is horrible. she is not insane at all, making it worse than it is you all are. She might be a little bit fun but not crazy. I would put my life in her hands. Good going here though for fun.

Reviewed by William Bonilla
Reviewed on October 7, 2008
Another enjoyable write Georg
Peace be with you

William

Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Georg...you are an instigator. You are in love with the Dr Bonnie...and you miss her.This cute little poem says it all.
CarolHawks

Reviewed by Karen Palumbo
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Original, unique and so very creative Georg! This one sure is a beauty to say the least. Oh and watch out for those Dalton brothers, they just might rise from the dead....

Be always safe,
Karen

Reviewed by D. Kenneth Ross
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Georg, I ain't met an intendre that couldn't be doubled...what the hell did he mean by that there? Dave R

Reviewed on October 6, 2008
LAFFIN' TOO HARD TO REVIEW gaspgaspgasp! STOP, you're killin' meeeeee!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D *Still laffin'!*

Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
It is too late to run for our lives. The gaunt and ghastly Ed Daltons have surrounded themselves and cannot shoot their way out. There were two, then three, then four, and now every face is another Ed Dalton, and some of those faces are masks concealing the dark, dank, deadly and dreaded Evil Bonnie(s). Oh nooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

Ted

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
This is one heck of a confusing mess, but I know the brothers Ed will make the most of it being so wise and sensible...hahaha
too funny,Georg!;-)...ET

Reviewed by Randy Camp
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Was she really in their midst? Or are they dreaming to be kissed? On thing I know for certain...if she ain't dead these Ed's will be hurtin'. So lock your door,crawl under the bed,and pray to God the crazy doctor is dead.

Reviewed on October 6, 2008
ROTF! Laughing too hard to review -

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
...when you can't beat em join em??..no that can't be Dr Bonnie,,,lol

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
LOL Well when you lay down with the sinners you can't expect to wake up with the saints unless...you lay down with the lovely ladies of the night at Fee's Bath House and Spa...

Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
I had almost forgotten about the time we were part of the infamous Dalton Gang, Brother. Thanks for the memories! Did we ever tangle with Witch Doctors before?

Reviewed by Amber Moonstone
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
This adventure continues...Great work Georg, You are something else.
Peace, love, and light,
Amber "V"

Reviewed by Chantilly Lace (Reader)
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Oh my,poor Dr. Bonnie..ya better be careful sweetie ..she just might GET youuuuuuuuuu...great writing dear man...Hugssssss

Reviewed by Rose Rideout
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Would it be safe for you guys to carry loaded .44's, Thank you for sharing Georg.

Newfie Hugs, Rose

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
I don't want a .44, I want a Walther PPK, you guys are always giving me things I don't want, but its early in the day & things may change...ed

Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Going round in circles, this case, best to have you all Xrayed to see, who is who, starting with Jersey devil, for he the one that's sick and the doctor surely like to get its hands on, and if you tempt her, there she be, you'd know for sure, and keep that magnum 44 hidden in yer trousers for a while, so as not to raise suspicion, you can always shoot your load when the time is ready, and you're sure to get her, it's just to early in the morning here to give any more good advice, even the sun is sleepin yet. Be safe young fella,
later, Jasmin Horst

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on October 6, 2008
Oh how you defame the poor dead Dr. Bonnie. Repent I tell you Repent for your days are numbered I fear. There groups forming all over the nation to come to the defense of poor Dear Dr. Bonnie. Oh, you evil, evil man picking on her this way. But this is a great write and for that I salute you. Love, Bonnie, aka Dr. Bonnie's friend


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