Everybody now and then have a bright idea, and our Brothers Ed are not an exemption, but when it comes to weird ones...nobody dream them as, well, you know...

“Lets go to San Francisco” said Jersey Ed,
“we can disguise us with them women’s drags,
They will look all over that wild wild west
and the Brothers Ed they will never find!”

“What a harebrained idea” said Pewwe crossed,
“who will confuse brother Edvard wearing pink?
and for that matter I like very much my uniform
better nobody gonna try a funny thing with me”

They had rode two nights and a very long day
without taking sight of Texans Ted his possee,
when they saw a MOST WANTED poster
with three Canuck pictures nailed to a tree.

“That’s gonna be aeasy money” ole Edvard said,
“bird-whisperer, totting gun Rose and Santa Fee,
those Canucks will be like innocent little lambs
for us three brothers Ed the one most easy meal”

The poster read, Wanted Dead or Alive, although,
was asked for them alive, burial cost money, you see?
5 (five) US bucks (‘bout 1.000 of their funny paper)
3 for the broad, 1.50 for the bird and 0.50 for Fee.

But then, coming out from a deep ravine they saw
an Indian braves party, “no sweat” said PeeWee,
“I can their lingo and I will explain all to them,
after all I have somewhere a sweet wife Cherokee”

“Run!” yelled Edvard, “them Apaches for our scalps”
“NO!” hollered Jersey, them Comanches, believe me”
and with it, the three brothers were taking off yet again
as one of them let out a blood curling, PeeWeeeeeeee!