Everybody now and then have a bright idea, and our Brothers Ed are not an exemption, but when it comes to weird ones...nobody dream them as, well, you know...
“Lets go to San Francisco” said Jersey Ed,
“we can disguise us with them women’s drags,
They will look all over that wild wild west
and the Brothers Ed they will never find!”
“What a harebrained idea” said Pewwe crossed,
“who will confuse brother Edvard wearing pink?
and for that matter I like very much my uniform
better nobody gonna try a funny thing with me”
They had rode two nights and a very long day
without taking sight of Texans Ted his possee,
when they saw a MOST WANTED poster
with three Canuck pictures nailed to a tree.
“That’s gonna be aeasy money” ole Edvard said,
“bird-whisperer, totting gun Rose and Santa Fee,
those Canucks will be like innocent little lambs
for us three brothers Ed the one most easy meal”
The poster read, Wanted Dead or Alive, although,
was asked for them alive, burial cost money, you see?
5 (five) US bucks (‘bout 1.000 of their funny paper)
3 for the broad, 1.50 for the bird and 0.50 for Fee.
But then, coming out from a deep ravine they saw
an Indian braves party, “no sweat” said PeeWee,
“I can their lingo and I will explain all to them,
after all I have somewhere a sweet wife Cherokee”
“Run!” yelled Edvard, “them Apaches for our scalps”
“NO!” hollered Jersey, them Comanches, believe me”
and with it, the three brothers were taking off yet again
as one of them let out a blood curling, PeeWeeeeeeee!
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And while the fight between the Apachees and Comanchees goes on, you guys have you not noticed, are wearing the same outfits as you did up here in the Gay Resort, now you're jilted lovers besides Rose and Fee, are looking or you also, and know now, just where to find you!
OH PeeWEE taking by the Apache's...they'll fall in love with him in no time, as soon as he heals the Chief's dog...What a write Georg...you have me scared out of my wits...come to Dr. Bonnie, she'll take care of you. Love and hugs,Bonnie
Brother, you were by far the best lookin Ed Drag Queen!!
And you two should thank yer lucky stars that I speak Injun so good. But I still can't believe they were offerin such a big bounty on those crazy Canucks.
Reviewed by Flying Fox Ted L Glines (Reader)
Reviewed on January 30, 2009
Actually, those were Swahili pygmies (exchange program, don'tcha know) and the Evil Eds only got away because those short pygmy legs don't run so fast. Besides, PeeWee had been trying on his draggy wig and sparkly dress, so they thought he was a witch doctor and that scared them to death :-)
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gets hold of you next time Edvard,she'll ring your neck
for all the naughty things you do
tiger lily
Cryssa
Absolutely hysterical!!!! You are funny. And in a good way. :)
(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.
(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D
And you two should thank yer lucky stars that I speak Injun so good. But I still can't believe they were offerin such a big bounty on those crazy Canucks.
Ted