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Wild Wild West & Brothers Ed (Part Eight)
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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This eight part is not the final chapter, but it will be "Wild Wild West Showdown in Sacramento" next to this one when all the good people face the coward vermin that loves to shot good people on their backs, also, when they no lookin'


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“We was low on monies” Edvard Said, “but thanks
to PeeWee stealing from the Indian party them ponies
we cold sell them and don’t need no sweating work”
“How you did it?” asked Jersey Ed with curiosity
“How you could make them horses to follow you?”
“I just” said PeeWee, “ whispered in them ears”

“You think we can give a bad turn to the Canucks
lassoing them and to the Migra turn them in?”
PeeWee was talking to nobody just thinking loud,
“Nah!” said Edvard, “we have money let them be”
“But them rated us to those red jacket Monkies”
retorted PeeWee, “they deserve a bad turn I think!”

“Okay, we can ambushed the dumb can-adians,
but that wench Gun ‘n Roses Rideout is for me,”
said Ole Edvard, “a long time since riding a mare,
you boys twine them Canucks like a couple hogs
and for heaven sake cork the ‘bird-whisperer’ lips”

“Are we gonna go to San Fransisco?” Jersey asked
“What for? thinking on women drags?” said PeeWee,
“Well if we don’t want to be recognized, so…”
“I will tell Ma all about you are not what she thinks”
“Ole Edvards, that miserable brother of ours is ready
to rat on us, I hope you, the older, get him by his ears!”

“Say, what, instead of bread crumbs, empty bottles
of Coors will suffice, they follow that track all will,”
said ole Edvard, “ain’t a Canuck born yet be smarter
that and American already twisted from the womb,
we will get them and we will laffin’ourselves sick!”


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 Reviews of "Wild Wild West & Brothers Ed (Part Eight)"
Reviewed by 000 000 (Reader)
Reviewed on February 1, 2009
And the laughter continues...as the tales get crazier!

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Creative and humorous, Georg; that's a good combo. Thank you. Love and peace to you,

Regis

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Always blamin' me for bein' the rat,
When P-wee is such an overgrown brat,
and Edvard(k) better keep his flea bitten hands offn' my ears,
Or they'll be hell to pay as I will tell everyone all of your fears...JD

Reviewed by Joyce Bowling
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
enjoyed this my friend, I must back up and read...I've been away from the den far too long, a classic example of what I miss when away! As much as I love westerns, I know I will enjoy the others, what a great imagination!!!
Blessings,
Joyce B.

Reviewed by Carole Mathys
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
WOW...sounds like the Wild, Wild West is heating up with all of the testosterone that is flying around...


Reviewed on January 31, 2009
We is givin up, you're too smart for us, drink your coors and have your whores, we is far too nice a people to wants to put up with you up here, there be no jail that want you, but maybe a zoo, with your little offsprings, that gives me an idea darn, here we goes again

Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Georg, you are a treasure to behold! A most delightful, charming piece; very well done! BRAVO!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :D

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
You guys are cooking up a storm with these tales!!
A fun and delightful read!!!

Sandie Angel :o)

Reviewed by Bonnie May
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Just keep on a going and that Horse Whisperer will get enough help from his animal friends to get you all out of the messes you keep getting into...Be safe...Love and hugs, Bonnie

GREAT STORY, GREAT WRITE...

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
hmmmm??...I think it will not be the final chapter...lol Rose is going to get ya!

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
As a polite and friendly Canadian I will not rectify the above remarks with an answer cuz youse guys from down there are for the most part mighty friendly and good of heart. Thats why we felt sorry for all those draft dodgers who keep coming up here. I will also not mention that in your war of Independence when you tried to attack Canada...you lost, but we retaliated by burning down your white house which back then was actually gray. Now I caught yas and served your papers fair and square so ifn you are real men you will pay your support payments and drop by to visit these ugly kids of yours with some sugar cubes now and then. NO hard feelins...

Sherriff Fee

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on January 31, 2009
Holy Smokes - Sounds like a real nasty international war is a brewin, Bro!

PS Jersey always rats us out to Ma.

PPS Better use barbed wire to tie up that crafty old Bird Whisperer - his big flock of birds will peck right through twine and free him.

Brother Pee Wee

And Ma, if yer readin this, I only borrowed them ponies, I didn't steal 'em!


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