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Destitute Santa's Ballade
by Georg E Mateos → (All Poetry by Georg E Mateos)
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Don't know about around you, but we don't need no crystal ball to look at the pathetic year that's crawling out with a New Year that ain't coming out, no Sir no Bob! he saw old Santa going by poorer than churches mouses and 2010 ain't no sleeping under no bridge!



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Merry Christmas! Merry Christmas!
said the dude from the Savings Bank
he really was one jolly weird fellow
hammering down the foreclosure sign
wearing his chubby unconcerned face
with the mother of all the smiles,
perhaps thinking on a very fatty bonus
as he was greeting the passers by.

It’s gonna be a heck of a year, believe me,
something to be remembered our 2009,
the year when all the bailed out got together
and kicked old poor Santa from his house,
and, with the reindeer confiscated by IRS,
pink swine with lipstick learning how to fly,
the turkey now don’t need to run for cover
cos the supplying company has cut the gas!

Santa’s Christmas tree is a pitiful skinny limb
showing no leaves but a sickly color brown,
after being retrieved from a bulging dumpster
it will be at least some kind of Xmas rack,
where a few decors salvaged from repossession
with paper angels Mrs. Claus could hang,
hurry hurry home, now under that iron bridge,
cos, many children are expecting you tonight!





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 Reviews of "Destitute Santa's Ballade"
Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on December 26, 2009
INTERESTING AND WOULD BE SO SAD...IF...IT WERE TRUE. THANKS FOR SHARING AND MAY YOU AND YOURS HAVE A VERY HAPPY NEW YEARS...SAFE IN HIS BLESSED ARMS. JOYCE * HIS INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 19, 2009
A most meaningful, apt, and timely write, Georg. Things ain't much better up here. Thank you. Love and peace to you, friend,

Regis

Reviewed by Liana Margiva
Reviewed on December 19, 2009
POWERFUL!!!!!!!!!! 'And kicked old poor Santa from his house'.....'...hurry hurry home, now under that iron bridge, cos, many children are expecting you tonight'-------- EXCELLENT!!!!!!!! Liana Margiva

Reviewed by Dawn Anderson
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Powerful and written well, Georg...I choose to keep faith and stay positive....MOST of the time!

Reviewed by Christine Alwin
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
awwwww so sad indeed, may brighter days ring in for one and all!

Reviewed by Elizabeth Price
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
It's a funny poem so why am I not laughing? Too much truth and the cold harsh reality of 2009. Excellent write. Liz

Reviewed by Patrick Granfors
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
You forgot the part about the confiscated reindeer being made into sausage for the banker's pizza. Sadly funny. Patrick

Reviewed by Richard Cederberg
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
A clear message here!
Love those fatty bonusues.
Not this year though. Scrimpy
is the song I hear being sung!
Peace
r

Reviewed by Karen Vanderlaan
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
i am determined that i will be grateful for all that is good and i will focus on that! The rest is just too overwhelming

Reviewed by Gene Williamson
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Georg, I guess all we can do is hope that the past is not prologue
to the same old same old. But I heard from my neighborhood elf
that 2010 is going to be a blast. Okay, then, better. -gene.

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Oh, this one fits way too many - powerfully penned sadness, George. May 2010 be kinder and gentler for all of us. Well done.

(((HUGS))) and love, Karla.

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Maybe, just maybe, Santa will gets billions in freshly minted bank notes from the Fed's after all who better to bail out, than good old trustworthy Santa, right? Ya think? Darn, I'm losing it, got get off the net. Juergen

Reviewed by Peter Schlosser (Reader)
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Poor Santa. Been a rough year all around. Leading indicators were up though. Maybe next year will be better. Take care and all the best!

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Powerful write, Georg; God help us all this Christmas and in the coming year!

(((HUGS))) and much love, your friend in America, Karen Lynn in Texas. :(

Reviewed by Felix Perry
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Georg although this was wrote tongue in cheek it really affected me...I could almost believe you wrote it for old Santa Fee for after actually having my house foreclosed on last year, going bankrupt and then two weeks before the big day on the way home from being Santa the trannie went in my car...the leap is pretty small from me to your poem....
fee

Reviewed by Mark Lichterman
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
All we can do, I guess, Georg, is to kick year 2009 in the ass to get it out of here and to hope year 2010 comes in better. Well poised words, Georg.

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 18, 2009
I truly hope and pray that old Santa, and all of us, have a much better year, in 2010.

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
looks like I may get a can of coffee grounds this year...
and my boys will still be happy with their bones...
sigh....

Reviewed on December 18, 2009
Your wit is amazing but we are all too close to this sad scene. We want to hope, we must still hope but it grows more difficult each day. Well penned Georg


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