After the last Ed Jersey Devil Matlack squealing about the family baths, which he certainly don't take none, no way, no how, no goona do...it is time to put the record straight about his siblings...

Badmouthing our sis is our li’l brother,
the one that has never taken a bath
giving the great State of New Jersey
that odor like from decaying swamps!

But being in Sacramento grapes country
we know that sis takes hers with wine,
making hubby drunken than a wino
just smelling his clean up Rioja’s wife.

We ain’t no picture of her in the bathtub
if we dared Ma would have had our hide,
but you take my word, sis Goosebumps
are from what’s hiding under the wine!

That cheap shot from Jersey Devil Ed
will go back to him like a boomerang
when Ma hear he saying of li’l sister,
a most clean sister you will never have,
innocent creature riding on a fat pig
getting ready to take yet another bath!