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Kids can’t sleep?
by Lew Duffey → (All Poetry by Lew Duffey)
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I just felt like having fun today. This probably makes no sense at all but who cares. If someone chuckles I will accept that as a compliment.


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Now I lay me down to sleep

Little Bo’ Peep has lost her sheep

If I should die before I wake

Oh no, little Bo’ Peep won’t sleep tonight for goodness sake

Little Miss Moffat sat on her tuffit, eating her curd and whey

Can one get a bad case of indigestion from eating that way?

Jack Sprat could eat no fat… his wife could eat no lean

Jack was pencil thin and weak… his wife was fat and mean

Hey diddle diddle the cat and the fiddle the cow jumped over the moon

Who can sleep with all these things happening, no sleep for me now or very soon

 


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Reviewed on July 24, 2010
nothing wrong with funning Lew, hey did those kids ever get to sleep, nice fun verse, glad we don't pop out of toasters cause my old legs wouldn't be ready to catch me, cheerio


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