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Santa’s woes
by Lew Duffey → (All Poetry by Lew Duffey)
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You know something? We all complain these days because our jobs have become so much more complicated. The demands seem too great and our energy level is not up to this new century and all its responsibilities. What do you think Santa thinks each year as his job becomes more complicated, too?


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It’s the night before Christmas and the reindeer are harnessed
Santa is busy rummaging through his book of addresses
 
He has grown older and tired and this trip seems so problematic
He used to get into houses through fireplace flews or through the attic
 
The homes these days don’t have fireplaces or upper floors
These days he has to pick locks and sneak in through the doors
 
On top of this, Santa must be careful not to set off burglar alarms
It’s so much more complex these days to bring kiddies their lucky charms
 
Parents these days tell their children that bearded men are to be feared
So Santa may just be met with rudeness or jeered
 
But still he sees his sleigh loaded and ready to go
And sets out on his voyage with a Ho- Ho- Ho- HO

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 Reviews of "Santa’s woes"
Reviewed by Andy Turner
Reviewed on December 16, 2010
Superb flow!
I suppose his woes goes wherever his slay does transpose...

Reviewed by Mr. Ed
Reviewed on December 16, 2010
That good old Santa is a real Trooper.

(And don't listen to that old Grinch, Matlack!)

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on December 15, 2010
Bet you are on the "nice" list after this write...brown-noser...LOL, ed

Reviewed by Regis Auffray
Reviewed on December 15, 2010
I am sure that Santa Claus appreciates your sympathy, Lew. Thanks for sharing. Love and peace,

Regis

Reviewed by TONY NERONE
Reviewed on December 15, 2010
Very well written poem.


GOD BLESS YOU
TONY

Reviewed on December 15, 2010
Lew,

Sign of the changing times! Santa ain't what he used to be. Great holiday write.

Mary


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