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Where My Ass Sits (Profanity)
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I'm fine on a fixed income..
Couldn't resist the word play.


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Where My Ass Sits

From where my ass sits, I can feel the bottom.
It was a long time coming, like something rotten.
Stinking high heaven, while some got in high cotton.

My ass sits on a cushion of inflated dreams.
To wipe the stink from it will take a roll of reams.
It seems the more we sow, the crookeder the seams.

From where my ass sits, the sky was the limit.
Riding on a roller coaster with me belted in it.
But ups and downs can really bruise the bullet.

From where my ass sits, it rarely rains.
Right around the corner, from where I keep my brains.
When my ass sits get too full, they drains.

From where my ass sits, I feel your pain.
Like when you lost your ship, the mighty main.
Easy come, easy go, my ship looks like a seine.

My ass sits on a flying carpet to nowhere.
And I ain't going flying know how, no way.
So if you see my ass sits, don't dare touch ‘em.

Cause all you gonna get is bottom!

Copyright 2008 © Ronald W. Hull

11/15/08


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Reviewed by Michael Guy
Reviewed on November 23, 2008
Too clever with that ending. So appropos... STill it is a P.I.T.A. to be
bottomed out...

Reviewed by Mitzi Jackson
Reviewed on November 18, 2008
hahahahahahaha loved the word play
thanks for the laugh
Big Smiles
thank you

Reviewed by E T Waldron
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
With assets like yours i'd be sitting elsewhere;-)
Excellent,albeit, shitty wordplay!;-)

Love,
Eileen

Reviewed by Michelle Mead
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
LOLOL, this is soooooo funny :)

Reviewed by SHERRY HEIM
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Nothing like addressing a depressing topic with wit and humor, Ron. You made me laugh and reminded me that if we take life too seriously that we waste all of the goodness that surrounds us. Clever!!
Take care,
Sherry

Reviewed by J'nia Fowler
Reviewed on November 17, 2008
Made me laugh it did. I hope it was meant to be funny and if not please pardon my reaction. I believe that we can gain a great deal of wisdom concerning the world around us while parked on our bottoms.
Cheers J'nia

Reviewed by Ed Matlack
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
Darkish humor but as always fun and to the point...ed

Reviewed by jude forese
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
difficult times has all feeling constipated ... a light load of black humor to this one, Ron ...

Reviewed by Jon Willey
Reviewed on November 16, 2008
what a delightful hoot Ron -- with so much truth as one always finds in a joke -- yes sir, the magic carpet ride took us to the financial dump -- thanks for a great write to perk up my day -- peace and love to my friend -- JMW


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