Musk
How musk is a musk ox's smell?
That sweet fragrance straight from hell.
I don't know, but you sure can tell,
when you get close enough.
Which brings me to snuff.
You know, that musky stuff?
You put in your nose to get a high?
Just gives me, a pungent watery eye.
And what better musk tart,
than sweet burgundy wine.
Served with an aged beefsteak,
seared and broiled to divine.
The aroma of mushrooms,
from the damp forest floor.
Bursting with flavor of musk,
the safe, rubbery kind we adore.
And speaking of adoration,
may I implore?
Think of that valley,
that men search for.
Seeking out the dank musk,
that drives musk ox cows wild.
In pheromone heaven you'll abide,
a safe warm place for a nose to hide.
The safe warm place from the cold,
enjoyed whether you are young or old.
So if you're in a blizzard,
with your butt to the wind.
Follow the musk;
it will get you in.
Copyright 2013 © Ronald W. Hull
2/28/13
Regis
Hilarious and well ~ aromatic !!
Vivid the verses to a watery eye !!
Lady Mary Ann
do the same *Ron* without
dealing with the oxen!
But such a refreshing write
to enjoy such an adventure!
Lady Vivian
ever see what a Male Moose does for a cow heard?
He lets his urine build up
then releases it into a big urine puddle
then he rolls in it head to tail
the females go gonzo beans...
Mammalian Bovidae
Vickie
stay up wind from musky smells
Peace be with you
William
With respect,
Carol Phelan Aebby
Well written,
Chip B
Love ya!
Jane
Always,
Deborah
be and I do believe we venture on to do such
things just to do them!~
Enjoyable read Ron as always...
Love and Light
Lily
Beware if you the Musk Ox's rear do stare,
for if they ever backwards move
it's their arse end you'll horifyingly and forever glare
Cheers,
Dan
budd
but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather sniff than stiff one.
But, yes, that valley that men search for and adore has pheromones galore...and musk more.