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Honey Do
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, July 8, 2022    Rated "G" by the Author.
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My partner often says, "I wish I had a man around the house."


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Honey Do List (Source Unknown)


Honey Do



Honey, do you love me?

Do you love me true ?

That's what I'll say to you,

when we say our wedding vows,

if only that diamond you'll give me,

by the stream, under pine boughs.


Honey, do you think that our wedding,

should be the grandest in the land?

That we spend more than anyone,

so that I will feel special, not bland?


Honey, do you think we should,

honeymoon in Monaco,

where all the royalty go?

Or Mustique to party,

with those in the know?


Honey, do buy me a mansion,

in the latest style and taste.

If you don't do that for me,

you'll find me forever chaste.


Honey, do get that job I told you about,

we need the money or go bankrupt.

Or you could go into politics,

and be just a little corrupt.


Honey, do get me that divorce,

you can't pay any of our bills.

Hide out in your man cave if you want,

but you can't escape by those thrills.


Honey, do the things you used to do.

Do the things you did so well.

Do the things I wanted you to,

that made me feel so swell.


Copyright 2022 © Ronald W. Hull


7/7/22


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 Reviews of "Honey Do"
Reviewed by Rebecca McKeehan
Reviewed on July 23, 2022
There are no ends to the honey do list, for better or for worse.

Rebecca

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 16, 2022
TAKING YOUR INTRODUCTION OUT OF THE EQUATION BECAUSE, OF COURSE, YOUR PARTNER WAS KIDDING...LET'S MAKE THIS CLEAR; THIS LIST HAS NOTHING WHATSOEVER TO DO WITH LOVE. FOR, IT'S THE 'HONEY' THAT SWEETENS EVERYTHING, ISN'T IT? I MEAN, IF ONE ASKS THE RIGHT WAY, THEY JUST MIGHT GET THEIR WANTS. SO, NO MATTER HOW UNFAIR. NO MATTER HOW OUTLANDISH. NO MATTER HOW RIDICULOUS, ETC...JUST ADD A LITTLE 'HONEY' AND MAYBE, JUST MAYBE...SOME OF THOSE SELFISH, UNNECESSARY WANTS WILL BE ATTENDED. IT'S AMAZING THAT THERE ARE SO MANY LISTS LIKE THIS ONE AND SO MANY GULLIBLE INDIVIDUALS WHO TAKE THE TIME TO EVEN CONSIDER THEM. FANTASTIC WORK HERE, RON, THANKS. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed on July 15, 2022
Honey do's and honey don'ts, and the list goes on forever.

Sandie :)

Reviewed by audrine max
Reviewed on July 9, 2022
you never fail to put a smile on my face. as always, i enjoyed another one of your poems. thank you.

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on July 9, 2022
A bucket list of dos and don'ts in a relationoship. I prefer to live alone.

Reviewed by Poets Soul
Reviewed on July 8, 2022
Well Ron, you nailed it. I do believe you wrote my story. And sad to say the honey do's don't stop after the divorce. A well written piece my friend.

PS

Reviewed on July 8, 2022
Ron ...

A new wrinkle on an old theme !

My first reaction - Damned Golddigger !

In my day and my Dad’s - a “Honey Do List” was actually a list of Chores or Tasks that Mom wanted completed. She taped a paper list on the tiled wall right next to his chair and he would line out each item that was done.

When the page got filled and messy, she would re-write a new list. Most of the items were projects to Fix Things. This was their process for many years !

Peace my Friend ✌️


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