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Newfangled Things
by Ronald W. Hull → (All Poetry by Ronald W. Hull)
Friday, July 18, 2025    Rated "G" by the Author.
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Just a little leg pulling about how old folks tend not to like newfangled things… including me.


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Grandfather Telling Grandson What He Thought of Newfangled Things by Ron AI



Newfangled Things


Words of my grandfather,

In my mind, still rings.

To hear him talk,

of newfangled things.


Remember when the racket,

Of the horseless carriage,

Gasoline and oil making,

An uneasy marriage.


Ladies had to lift their skirts,

And run. chickens flew,

When those youngins,

Drove wildly through town.


And roll over, Alexander Bell.

The Missus on the crank phone,

That drat party line operator,

Spreading gossip here to Nome

.

It ain’t safe fer a man to fly.

In one of them jet planes in the sky.

Theys sure to come apart and fall.

I’ll take the train in leisurely style,

Beat that plane by a country mile.


Don’t need no personal computer,

Pencil and paper works just fine for me.

Mailman is always on time with the mail.

Don’t need no other contraption, see.


What’s up with these kids these days?

Walking with the phone to their ear.

No friendly conversations I hear,

Just them talking into space, I swear.


I used to look forward to waiting time,

Strike a new conversation,

With a stranger waiting in line.


But now they all have their nose,

In their smart lonely pasttime,

Texting their hearts out,

Without reason or rhyme.


Wonder what they’ll think,

 of newfangled things?

When they grow older and wiser,

And their AI acquaintance rings?


Copyright 2019 © Ronald W. Hull


7/17/25


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Reviewed by Diana Legun
Reviewed on August 28, 2025
How delightful is this one of yours!! I like the style you use, especially: “It ain’t safe fer a man to fly.” and the mail and pencil and overhearing person standing with person talking. I’m with you, Ron. Miss those old days of Paul Harvey’s radio show and newspapers tossed onto porches as a way to wake up each day; because along with the trouble, there were the ‘funnies.’ Words like ‘newfangled’ and ‘numbskull’ ‘doohicky’ ‘thingamabob’. Thanks for writing this, Ron* ~~ djl

Reviewed by Mystic Rose
Reviewed on July 23, 2025
lol, We had much more imagination in the old days, today, we let A I do it all for us, and we have become dumetized, lol, thankyou for this. Grandpa was a very wide man !

Reviewed by Jms Bell
Reviewed on July 22, 2025
INDEED, I HAD TO SHAKE MY HEAD AND SMILE AS I READ THIS. WHY...? I - DON'T - LIKE - CHANGE...PERIOD! I MEAN, REALLY...THERE'S AN OLD CLICHE WHICH FITS ME JUST FINE AND I WON'T GIVE IT UP; '...IF IT'S NOT BROKE, DON'T FIX IT...'!!! THIS EXPLAINS WHY IT HAS TAKEN ME SO LONG TO 'BOUNCE-BACK' FROM THE LOST OF MY ((BELOVED (-:)) COMPUTER, WHICH, BY THE WAY...I'VE RECEIVED BACK. BUT WHICH...I AM NOT USING BECAUSE IT TOOK A WHILE FOR MY INSURANCE TO DECIDE IF THEY WERE GOING TO FIX IT...OR SEND A NEW ONE. THEY DECIDED TO FIX, SO...I HAD TO SEND IT BACK AND WAIT FURTHER. IN THE INTERIM...I BOUGHT A NEW ONE. SMH!!! ARGH!!! SETTING IT UP, EVEN WITH MY DAUGHTER'S HELP, WAS HARDER THAN I REMEMBERED! THUS NOW...MY OLD COMPUTER HAS BEEN RETURNED AND IS IN A SEALED BOX AND THE GOOD THING IS; I WILL NOT HAVE TO WAIT IF A CATASTROPHE SHOULD HAPPEN AGAIN, AS IT IS ALREADY SET UP. CHANGE!!! DEAR LORD, CHANGE...IS DEFINITELY NOT A GOOD THING FOR ME. I FEEL MY RIGHT TO DO THINGS AS I WANT IN A WAY THAT'S COMFORTABLE FOR ME, WHICH WORKS...CHALLENGED AND INVADED. FOR EXAMPLE...AI!!! ALWAYS THERE, TRYING TO PERSUDE BUT EVEN TRYING TO 'MAKE' ME USE WHAT I DON'T WANT TO USE...WHICH MAKES ME EVEN MORE DETERMINED...NOT TO USE IT!!!! THE 'NEWFANGLED THINGS' ARE GOOD FOR THOSE WHO WANT AND APPRECIATE THEM...THEY SHOULD, BY ALL MEANS, HAVE FUN AND INDULGE. BUT WHAT I DON'T AGREE WITH IS...THE PRESENT STANDARD THINGS THAT WORK WELL BECOME OBSOLETE. 'OBSOLITE' FOR NO OTHER REASON THAN...EVERYONE IS USING THE 'NEWFANGLED THINGS'!!! LIKE I DON'T HAVE AN 'OPTION'??? LIKE THE 'NEWFANGLED THINGS' ARE BEING, LITERALLY...FORCED UPON ME. AND MY RIGHT TO SAY 'NO, I DON'T WANT IT' IS BEING IGNORED! I GUESS IT'S AGE BUT... AT SOON TO BE 81...I WILL FIGHT AND I WILL NOT BEND TO THE 'NEW FANGLED THINGS' THAT I DON'T WANT OR NEED.
'NEW FANGLED THINGS...BAH...BOO...GO AWAY, NEVER COME BACK ON ANY DAY...JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!!! WHEW!!! WHAT A 'LOAD-OFF'. HA! HA! HA! THANK YOU FOR SHARING, MY FRIEND. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+ INSPIRATIONS

Reviewed by John Herlihy
Reviewed on July 19, 2025
In gaining technology, we have lost simplicity. We can't go back in some, so perhaps we need to find ways to recapture simplicity thru all the extensive technology. We should control it, not it control us.


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