Hear the audio: Ode To Politicians

I curse all politicians,
a plague upon their houses,
may they get gravel in their soup
and earwigs in their trousers.

May expenses all be scrutinised
by curmudgeonly auditors;
may they dine on dodgy sushi
and end up with the squitters

For politicians fool us
with their scheming and their spin,
they tell us to drink water
while they all drink champagne

They tell us to be frugal
while they feather their own nests,
steal from the poor to pay the rich;
the hypocrites whom we detest.

I curse all politicians,
with their weasel worlds and wiles,
may they suffer athlete's foot,
and flatulence and piles.

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