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ICBM (I See BM)
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Friday, August 28, 2026 Rated "G" by the Author.

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Satire inspired by Doctor Strangelove and a recent Super Bowl commercial by William Shatner advertising bran cereal where he descends from outer space and declares that at the end you will, like Will, Shat.

People Trying to Escape an ICBM Strike Ron AI [Sung to the Melody of Amazing Grace] ICBM (I See BM) ICBM, ICBM, How great the sound, Of unholy rockets, Leaving the ground. At once they are lost, But they can be found, Bursting through the clouds, Half a world round. Holy shite, holy shite! They cried in vain, Caught in the shit storm, Of that deadly rain. Once, oh, so lost, Constipated I be, Thanks to ICBM, I am now free. Just a piece of shit, Left on the ground, Waiting for the dogs, To come ‘round. Dogs eat shit, don't they? Copyright 2026 © Ronald W. Hull 8/25/26 You can read and print this poem at my website here.
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Reviewed by Jms Bell

Reviewed on September 14, 2026

NEVER SAW THIS COMMERCIAL BUT...THANKS TO YOU, I DID TODAY. I LOVE BRAN AND RAISINS, HOWEVER I PREFER TO 'CBM' WITH FRUITS, NUTS, VEGGIES, WATER AND 'HOT COFFEE'...WORKS EVERY TIME(SMILE). THANKS FOR BEING 'YOU' RONALD. LOVE, BLESSINGS AND FAITH...HIS+INSPIRATIONS

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