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Headset This headset doesn't fit quite right, The wire is tangled; the spring's too tight. The speaker�s screaming in my right ear, Making it hard to say what I hear. Making it hard to say what I write, Tying my ears down good and tight. Straitjacketed by this little mike, I know what a schizophrenic�s life is like. Hearing little voices inside my head, A little voices repeating what I just said. Am I crazy? My thoughts are about shot. This little headset�s got my mind in a knot. This serial killer has got to go, Become a milquetoast average Joe. You could say my head's not screwed on right, Time for a headset that's not so tight. A new point of view that's out of sight. Straight from one that's wrapped too tight. How can I get a new point of view? Trade in this headset for an array mike that�s new! Copyright 2003 � Ronald W. Hull 4/19/03
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Reviewed by Tinka Boukes

Reviewed on April 21, 2003

Sometimes things can't be helped!!

Reviewed by richard poor

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

very good!!!

Reviewed by Ois�n Breen (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

its a talent to write about the real corporeal things in poetry rather than wax lyrical on nothing. You do it well
namaste

Reviewed by Sandie May Joyce (Sandie Angel)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Good write Ron!

Sandie Angel :o) a.k.a. May Lu $*_*$

Reviewed by na na (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Yes Ron, I like things nice and easy. Wouldn't want that problem if it could be avoided. Sometimes things can't be helped. Bill

Reviewed by Erin Kelly-Moen

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Ha, I hate when this happens, Ron, makes thinking so complicated... Great write. :)

Reviewed by Retta (Reindeer) Mckenzie

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Ha! This was funny and so well done!

I loved it!

Reindeer

Reviewed by Elizabeth Taylor (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Cute one, Ron.

Reviewed by La Belle Rouge (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Great humor, rhyme and flow, enjoyed this, Ron.

Reviewed by Victor Jensen

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Good poem! Thank God modern technology has made communication much easier and enjoyable. I think your right, trade in that old set for something new and you'll never be sorry.

Reviewed by Ron (sketchman) Axelson (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Hee, hee, good one
I've never liked the headset
Have a great day Ron

Reviewed by Katy Walsvik (Reader)

Reviewed on April 20, 2003

Ha! This is hilarious! made all the more because of your great rhyme and rhythm.. absolutely a delightfully written dilemma to read from start to finish.. cool! katy.

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