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Another Cock and Pea Poem
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I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick I’m the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks!

All eyes on my feathered friends "Glad to be another breed", the Pea Cock said This is the month you will all decease For I can foresee this with all my peas Plymouth unaware of this hard rock cock The turkeys won’t be here among this flock An axe will meet all these combed long-neckers! I’m so delighted I’m an extraordinary pecker! Tables they’ll set with them in the middle All will be dead while I just piddle... Rubbed in sage and stuff up your ass You won’t talk back now, with all such crass! I’ll game they save just a few of you But next years dinner you’ll be scared to poo I am a Pea Cock, not a horny hooker chick I’m the head member of the fowl Pisum Pricks! *Happy Thanksgiving to All, and to All you Leguming Peters of the Land!* I bet you'll never look at another Peacock the same! Copyright 2006 Kimmy Van Kooten "Another Cock and Pea Story" Original Drawing Optimized by Kimmy Van Kooten 2006

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Reviews of "Another Cock and Pea Poem"

Reviewed by Andy Turner (Reader)

Reviewed on October 31, 2006

LOL, CAN YOU SAY THAT: LINE 1 STANZA TWO LOL.

Just brilliant, spose with eleven nippers you sure can..

Reviewed by Approximately Naive

Reviewed on October 31, 2006

Hmm, garnished with inuendo sauce!

Reviewed by Rusty Daily

Reviewed on October 31, 2006

Stop! You're killing me. Funniest thing I've read(heard) in a long time. Thank you Kimmy. Happy _ _ _ stuffing.
Rusty

Reviewed by Mr. Ed

Reviewed on October 31, 2006

Quite a Cock and Pea Story, Kimmy - and Happy Howloween and Thanksgiving to you!

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