Affray in the leu, affray in the leu
with paper all a strew
amid the graffuttied stalls
. . . One hell of a drunken brawl!

Men on their knees, cursing at the freaks
Bawling and crawling out
from wasted men in doubt,
. . .as to who spoke to the blonde, first

One says she’s his, and that he kissed her first!
The other says he’s a swiz, a cheat and a flirt!
Another kicks and hollers, the jerk
The other fists and pollers, the pig!

. . .and the blonde,
she just shook it off. . .
his wig
Tee hee. . .

Affray in the leu, affray in the leu
with paper all a strew
amid the graffuttied stalls
Totally abashed and led out the door, barred!

Copyright 2007
Kimmy Van Kooten